Oh Marvelous Net

*A package with an obnoxious ring tone for Nick Fury*

"I never thought I'd say this, but those Avengers should be taking a tip from Spider-man. At least that menace has been keeping his nose clean and out of sight lately. The Avengers, though, when they come down out of their golden tower to show us little folks how amazing and awesome they are, wearing their ridiculous costumes, calling each other their ridiculous nicknames and flashing too much skin for a decent public, not to mention their offensive and destructive, unnecessary 'powers', have shown themselves as nothing less than terrorists. Using the fear they have exacted over the innocent population of New York City, they walk into our fine, local establishments and not only demand service while dresses as fools and jokes, disregarding normal human decency we so value in this fine city, but they demand it for free. My fine and decent readers, these people could walk into your store which your father passed onto you and his grandfather built with his own hands and threaten you with their masks, false identities and explosive abilities to end you where you stand with all of the prejudice that our apathy has granted them, and clean you out.

"I remember a simpler time, when these people were seen as the villains they truly are. They are thieves, terrorists and arrogant fools. They are a threat to the American way of life, and not since the Nazis have I seen such appropriation and entitlement, dressed up in uniforms."

( To: Jean )