Just woke from a nap. Horrifying nightmare about zombies. I wonder if all that stuff is true. 4:45PM Oct 15th from mobile
Going to try to make dinner. Want to surprise Steve with a home cooked meal. 5:16PM Oct 15th from mobile
Failure. Smoke filling apartment, smoke detector won't stop blaring. 5:36PM Oct 15th from mobile
Got up on a chair and yanked out the batteries, but it gave a dying chirp and I fell off the fucking chair. My ankle hurts. 5:48PM Oct 11th from mobile
Oh, it was a pot of rice that burned, by the way. 6:02PM Oct 11th from mobile
I hope Steve doesn't get angry. 6:07PM Oct 11th from mobile
Fairly certain I twisted my ankle. 6:20PM Oct 11th from mobile
I fear returning to the kitchen. 6:36PM Oct 11th from mobile
My ineptitude is disheartening. I have the power to change anything but I can't boil rice? 6:43PM Oct 11th from mobile
This is why I always order out, it's just easier. 6:50PM Oct 11th from mobile
Okay, I should go back in there and try to get the rice out of the pot. 6:52PM Oct 11th from mobile
Oh dear, smoke blacked the wall. Guess I'd better start scrubbing it. 7:01PM Oct 11th from mobile
Cinderella, Cinderella. 7:15PM Oct 11th from mobile