1. Blockbuster: You're an archeologist/treasure hunter/grave robber with a roguish charm, misfit team at your back and ancient map in hand.
2. Jump back: You pissed off the wrong mutant and woke up here, where it all began, the dawn of mutant-kind. First things first, though, how do you deal without plumbing?
3. Jump sideways: S.H.I.E.L.D.'s been sitting on a sprawling city of the dead, and the infrastructure has started to crumble. Does that dude have a dog face?
4. Classic Flavour: You're just living your best life in a Marvelous Ancient Egypt. Horus looks a lot like Stan Lee. Everything bad always seems to happen in Memphis. Hawkeye still gets hit by a car.