foxy_fro (foxy_fro) wrote in oh_marvelous, @ 2013-07-02 19:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | z: om1: !closed, z: om1: affiliation: heroes for hire, z: om1: character: colleen wing, z: om1: character: jasper sitwell, z: om1: character: misty knight, z: om1: location: in transit |
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Characters:Misty, Colleen,Jasper
Setting:Elderly Cruise
Content:Tame
Summary:Shuffle board,drinking,dinner at 7pm, yeah this is thirty.
How they ended up on a elderly cruise didn't matter anymore. At first she was livid, Colleen told her they'd be getting some R&R in the Caribbean which meant gorgeous shirtless men by the pool. What they got were shirtless men with pot-bellies and hearing aides doing water aerobics. This was not how she wanted to spend her decent into a third decade of life.
But it was Misty's birthday and she had resolved to make the most of this ridiculous situation. It wasn't all bad it was just like any other cruise except dinner was served earlier and the dinner music was way better, at least to Misty anyway. Etta James,Cold Train, Armstrong, Fitzgerald all the classics and the drag impersonators weren't as bad she expected. As for the guests they were as lively as she was, in fact some were too lively. By morning all of the single women (and some not so single) were well aware that there was a sweet young man aboard with a nice firm butt. Suddenly medicine was tucked way in the back of high cabinets, and reading glasses were disappearing and strangely being found under the bed. Misty thought it was cute but she was sure Jasper was starting to get uncomfortable. It was decided it would be best to play husband and wife for the remainder of the trip. Misty was starting to have a great time though ,she couldn't have asked for a better ego boost then a boat full of elderly men and women asking her what she was doing on an elderly cruise when she was only 25,bliss.
"Alright Mrs. Sitwell, we've been dyin' to know what exactly that fancy-shmancy tin arm of yours does," Morty asked. She was sitting at the bar with two Korea vets and a Vietnam vet who actually saw Hendrix live. All of them had pretty damn impressive stories of how they lost a limb, Morty lost his in a POW camp.
She set her drink down and looked toward horizon, pointed her repulsion toward the ocean, and fired. There was a large boom and as the water shot into the air Misty pointed her repulsor to it and froze it solid. There was a silence that fell over her company as she went back to enjoy her beer.
"Stark Industries you say...remind me to write a letter to my congressmen about those cheap schmucks at the VA hospital stickin' me this piece of junk!"