"Way too obvious, Coulson would see right through that," Bobbi countered, cutting a hand through the air to shoot it down. She wasn't even on the bomb squad, a freak explosion with her at ground zero wouldn't make sense. But having Coulson on the outside did make him a great quality test. "Kidnapped," she proposed, "for ransom. I could even go out to Madripoor and ship a finger back." She waggled her pinky, the only one she was really willing to loose for a good cover, trying to creep the Director out with a jerky twitching not too close to his face in case he was still a grumpy Fuzzy. "And you just say, 'We don't negotiate with terrorists'" in her best Fury voice, flat hand over her eye, "and fly in and bust up some human trafficking operation, double whammy." Damn, she was good for this organization. That Council was going to be sorry to lose her.