Below are the most recent 24 friends' journal entries.

Friday, November 27th, 2009
bitterfic	4:04p	The Art of the Poisoner: Kill Bill Drabble Author: Bitterfig Title: The Art of the Poisoner Fandom: Kill Bill Character: Elle Driver Word Count: 100 Rating: PG (implied violence) Author’s Note: Written for gen_drabble challenge #32: poison. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator ( The Art of the Poisoner ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 26th, 2009
bitterfic	8:13p	more meme madness 1. Prepare a list of 10 characters and 10 scenarios/prompts. (Example: #1 and #2 are menaced by circus animals.) Keep it to yourself. 2. Have your friend prepare 10 characters and 10 prompts, without knowing what's on your lists. 3. Swap prompts lists. 4. Write the synopsis of a fic for each prompt. ( On to teh craziness... ) If anyone is interested in trying this comment with a list of 10 prompts for me and I'll reply with a list of 10 for you (make up your list of 10 characters before you get my prompts). (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
bitterfic	4:39p	Lucy's Dress: Dr. Who Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Lucy’s Dress Fandom: Dr. Who Pairing: The Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master Summary: The rules of the game couldn’t have been simpler—whoever wore Lucy’s dress was supposed to be Lucy. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 807 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Forced cross-dressing, rape, allusions to violence, bat shit craziness. Author’s Note: Set during The Year that Never Was (Season 3). Written for the prompt "Doctor Who, Doctor/Master, wearing Lucy's dress" at comment_fic. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator ( Lucy's Dress ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	7:35a	15 Word Meme take 3 (these things are addictive) 1. Write down the names of 10 characters. 2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1. 1. Misa (Death Note) 2. Betty Draper (Mad Men) 3. Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood) 4. Pete Campbell (Mad Men) 5. Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter) 6. Dexter Morgan (Dexter) 7. Samuel (Heroes) 8. The Master (Dr. Who) 9. Esther (Orphan) 10. Anne Boleyn (The Tudors) ( Read more... ) (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
bitterfic	6:40p	15 Word Meme take 2- the hyel version These are all characters from fandoms hyel know (taken from this list) 1. Write down the names of 10 characters. 2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1. 1. Luna Lovegood- Harry Potter 2. Morgana- Merlin BBC 3. Frodo Baggins- Lord of the Rings 4. The Corinthian – Sandman 5. Twilight Lady – Watchmen 6. Nessarose- Wicked 7. David- Strangers In Paradise 8. Grace- Promethea 9. Elle Driver- Kill Bill 10. Saffron- Firefly ( Read more... ) (Comment on this)
veleda_k	11:09a	Vital information for your everyday life 1) School is making me crazy and my life is a bloody mess. I am on the brink, man. Ack. 2) My tea tastes soapy. Next time, I'll rinse the cup more thoroughly. 3) Highlights from working at Blockbuster: The woman who came up to me and asked if we had "The first movie in that vampire series that's out." Yeah, that really narrows it down. On a hunch, I asked if she meant Twilight. "Maybe." But she seemed happy when I pointed her to our Twilight display, so all's well that ends well. The there was the women who asked me if The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was based on a true story. Amused, I explained that Benjamin Button was about a man who was born incredibly old and aged backwards, so no. She then turned to her husband and asked if that could really happen. So yeah. 4) I have to go to the dentist so she can replace a crown that fell out. It's very odd to be going about your business when all of the sudden one of your teeth falls out. 5) Um, yeah. Current Music: Send the Marines- Tom Lehrer (Comment on this)
bitterfic	7:34a	They Called Him the Gentleman: Inglourious Basterds Drabble Author: Bitterfig Title: They Called Him the Gentleman Fandom: Inglourious Basterds Character: Hans Landa Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 125 Rating: PG Author’s Note: Set in the years following the war. Written for ib_100 prompt #1: Scars Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator ( They Called Him the Gentleman ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	7:32a	Not This Time: Dr. Who Drabble Author: Bitterfig Title: Not This Time Fandom: Dr. Who Pairing: The Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master Word Count: 200 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Character death (maybe). Sadistic glee and suggestions of very unpleasant things such as torture and maybe non-con. Author’s Note: Set at the end of Season 3. Written for slashthedrabble prompt #231: No Happily Ever After. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Not This Time ) (Comment on this)
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
bitterfic	1:55p	Inconstant Rose: Merlin Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Inconstant Rose Fandom: Merlin Pairing: Morgana/Guinevere (Gwen) Summary: Morgana and Gwen go to a nearby kingdom to visit Morgana’s dearest childhood friend, Roshannon. Morgana is distressed to discover that their bond is no longer what it once was. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 1335 Rating: PG Warnings: a bit of angst, a bit of sexual content highly romanticized. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator ( Inconstant Rose ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
bitterfic	8:50a	The One Who Picks Up the Pieces- Heroes Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: The One Who Picks Up the Pieces Fandom: Heroes Pairing: Peter/Nathan Summary: Set a couple years before the series begins. In an effort to please his family, Peter is attending law school. Desperately unhappy, he increasingly turns to alcohol for relief. Nathan discovers this and intervenes. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 1584 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Incest. Alcohol abuse, some sexual content. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator ( The One Who Picks Up the Pieces ) (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009
bitterfic	1:50p	four for femslash100: Prompt #215- Light Written for femslash100. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. Author: Bitterfig Title: A Ray of Sunlight Fandom: Historical Pairing: Anne of Cleves/Katherine Howard Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge #215: Light ( A Ray of Sunlight ) Author: Bitterfig Title: Diamond In the Sky Fandom: Runaways Pairing: Nico/Karolina Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge #215: Light ( Diamond In the Sky ) Author: Bitterfig Title: Ready to Shine Fandom: Heroes Pairing: Monica/Camille Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge #215: Light ( Ready to Shine ) Author: Bitterfig Title: Jewel and Star Fandom: Firefly/Serenity Pairing: Kaylee/Inara Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 100 Rating: PG Challenge #215: Light ( Jewel and Star ) (Comment on this)
lilian_cho	2:31a	Six Impossible Things (Seth’s Morning List Remix) [The O.C., Seth/Ryan, 100 Words, PG-13] 1. Only sesame seed bagels left, and no cream cheese. My life, ladies and gentlemen. 2. Ate a bowl of Oreos for breakfast. 3. There’s a coffee ring stain on my X-men. I know I accidentally burned down Dad’s office, but a man’s comics are sacred. 4. Ryan kissed me to shut me up. Twice. (!!!) 5. Did a Samuel L. Jackson impression under my breath. Was sharing my bucket of popcorn, extra butter, with Ryan, when our shoulders bumped together. It was nice; not Summer-in-a-Wonder-Woman-outfit nice, but getting there. 6. Make out Share kisses with Ryan at the poolhouse. Remix of theswearingkind's Sam Jackson Ain't Got Nothing on These Two (f-locked) for remixthedrabble. I haven't actually watched the episode on which #3 is based. One day I'll probably finish watching the O.C. Maybe. If only for more of Seth Cohen's wordvomit. [ LJ | IJ | DW ] Current Mood: *shuffle shuffle* (Comment on this)
Friday, November 20th, 2009
bitterfic	11:39a	15 Word Meme 1. Write down the names of 10 characters. 2. Write a fic of fifteen words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1. 1. Eli Sunday (There Will Be Blood) 2. Rose Tyler (Dr. Who) 3. Claire Bennett (Heroes) 4. Gwen (Merlin) 5. Kozue (Revolutionary Girl Utena) 6. Tohma (Gravitation) 7. Major Henry West (28 Days Later) 8. Donny aka the Bear Jew (Inglourious Basterds) 9. Tara (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) 10. Sansa Stark (A Song of Ice and Fire) ( 15 Words Meme ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	11:04a	Validation: Heroes Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Validation Fandom: Heroes Pairing: Peter/Claude Summary: Set during season 1. There was more to Peter than Claude was willing to see. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 1185 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Sex, violence, elements of D/s. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Validation ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 19th, 2009
bitterfic	2:33p	To Hell With the Right Thing: Mad Men Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: To Hell With the Right Thing Fandom: Mad Men Character: Salvatore “Sal” Romano Summary: Sal reflects on his lifelong discretion and where it’s gotten him. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 519 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Some sexual content. Spoilers for season 3. Author’s Note: Set after the season 3 episode “In the Wee Small Hours”. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( To Hell With the Right Thing ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	12:56p	Entangled: Inkheart Fic Title: Entangled Fandom: Inkheart Pairing: Dustfinger/Silvertongue Summary: For hours Dustfinger had lain awake on the narrow bed, surrounded by towering boxes of books, hoping for and dreading Silvertongue’s arrival. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 885 Rating: R Warnings: Sexual content Author’s Note: Set early on in Inkheart at Elinor’s house before Capricorn’s men arrive. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Entangled ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	8:01a	Unlucky: Inkheart Drabble Author: Bitterfig Title: Unlucky Fandom: Inkheart Pairing: Mo/Dustfinger Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 200 Rating: PG Warnings: None Author’s Note: Written for slashthedrabble prompt #230: Curse. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. Unlucky Mo never thought of his ability to read people and things out of books as a talent or a power. To him it was a curse. A curse that had cost him his wife and made him a hunted man, forever running to stay one step ahead of Capricorn. Dustfinger was, even more than Mo, the victim of this curse, trapped in a strange world, away from all familiar things. Mo would have given anything to put things right, to read the fire-eater back home but he couldn’t. He read aloud from Inkheart until his throat was raw and he was so exhausted the words danced on the page. Nothing happened. Dustfinger was still there. “Use your powers, Silvertongue,” Dustfinger pleaded. “Send me back where I belong.” “I’ve tried,” Mo croaked in his ruined voice, then he broke down. He wept for his lost wife, for his motherless child, for Dustfinger, displaced from all he knew and loved because of Mo. Dustfinger took Mo in his arms, gently stroking his dark hair. “I thought you were a powerful sorcerer who’d done this to me,” Dustfinger finally said. “You’re not, are you? You’re just as lost and unlucky as I am.” (Comment on this)
lilian_cho	3:07a	A reason Aziraphale is awesomecakes [Good Omens drabblet] Aziraphale had, on several occasions*, persuaded Crowley to take over his angelic duties. When it is his turn to be Crowley's stand-in, he tempts impoverished students** to make splurges on books at Amazon. * Rare books & manuscripts auction ** A month down the road, they discover they're the recipient of a small grant that they don't remember applying for. [ LJ | IJ | DW ] Remixed by lilfluffykitten: Spontaneous Acts of Charity (The Sorry We Missed You Remix) [Crowley, 150 words, rated G] Another remix written for me this round: Envy remixed into Envy (The Curiosity Hurts Remix) [Morgana, 100 words, rated PG], by rapunzelita (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
bitterfic	3:44p	Father Figures: Torchwood/Dr. Who Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Father Figures Fandom: Torchwood/Dr. Who Character: Jack Harkness with mentions of the Doctor 9-11, Rose and team Torchwood. Summary: Father figures tend to let their children down. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 228 Rating: PG Warning: Spoilers for Torchwood Season 2 and Children of Earth. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Father Figures ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	8:12a	Copperhead: Crossover Fic (Kill Bill/Revolutionary Girl Utena) Author: Bitterfig Title: Copperhead Fandom: Crossover Revolutionary Girl Utena/Kill Bill Pairing: Juri Arisugawa/Elle Driver Summary: If the girl wanted to surrender her ego, to learn to live without pride, Elle was more than willing to accommodate her. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 500 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Violence, suggested sex. Author’s Note: Written for slashtheimage prompt #27. Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Copperhead ) (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 15th, 2009
bitterfic	3:59p	Iris, Messenger of the Gods: Firefly/Serenity Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Iris, Messenger of the Gods Fandom: Firefly/Serenity Pairing: Inara/Saffron Summary: Set post-Serenity. Inara was delighted to gain the attention of Ariel’s progressive new Prime Minister, the mysterious Iris. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 860 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Mild sexual content. Author’s Note: Written for grdnofevrythng’s femslash porn battle for the prompt “Firefly, Inara/Saffron, trade secrets.” Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Iris, Messanger of the Gods ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	8:03a	Tarnished Gold: Revolutionary Girl Utena Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Tarnished Gold Fandom: Revolutionary Girl Utena Pairing: Touga/Nanami Summary: Years after they have parted, Nanami writes her Big Brother a letter. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 434 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Incest, sexual content. Author’s Note: Written for the porn_battle prompt “Revolutionary Girl Utena, Touga/Nanami, don't leave me a witch.” Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Tarnished Gold ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 14th, 2009
bitterfic	5:51p	Fully Integrated: Fight Club Drabble Author: Bitterfig Title: Fully Integrated Fandom: Fight Club Threesome: Marla/Narrator/Tyler Rating: R Warnings: Sex, language. Word Count: 159 Author’s Note: Written for drabble_a_trois challenge #39: Crack Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Fully Integrated ) (Comment on this)
bitterfic	10:28a	Away From the Mirror - Doctor Who Fic Author: Bitterfig Title: Away From the Mirror Fandom: Dr. Who Pairing: Rose/Donna Summary: Set during the episode “Turn Left”, Rose helps Donna to deal with her fears. Beta Reader: Fedink Word Count: 670 Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Mild sexual content, disturbing imagery (the woman has a giant reality-warping beetle on her back). Author’s Note: Written for grdnofevrythng’s femslash porn battle for the prompt “Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, looking glass." Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction. Any illegal acts taking place within that fiction are NOT condoned by the author. Depictions of any questionable, illegal, or potentially illegal activity in said fiction does not mean that I condone, promote, support, participate in, or approve of said activity. I grasp the distinction between fiction and reality and trust that readers will do the same. I do not profit from the fan fiction I write, and all rights to the characters remain firmly in the hands of their creator. ( Away From the Mirror ) (Comment on this)