Sunday: September 2, 2007
Who: Giles and Kazuki
Where: Main Road
When: Near Midnight
What: You know you're too drunk when...[Snippet]

Giles somewhat stumbled down the main road, eyes half closed as he was trying to sleep at the same time. His head drooped down at least a dozen times, but when his chin hit towards his neck, that was his friendly wake up call not to 'drink and walk.'

Some animals were making loud noises and he made a rather loud "SHHH" noise drawn out for at least thirty seconds. He squinted an eye.

"You mind!? Some of us are trying ta sleep!" He yelled drunkly and grumbled in the direction of the animals.

"Fucken inconsiderate animals. Probably gettin' more ass than I am." Maybe they were those foxy thingies. Didn't they mate or whatever? Probably not in the bushes though. Would suck to get poison ivy or something in the privates. Of course, he was drunk. So drunk, stupid and perverted thoughts mingled all together.

He went to the Tiki bar earlier. Which of course he kept calling the Titi bar for shits and giggles. Anything to get a perverted laugh in his case was the best medicine. If your not getting laid, it's easy to get amused by naming a bar after fun bags.

Then he did a 'cool down' at the winery. The new barmaid? Hello. Giles did anything to knock something over to get a 'first class' view. Hey, he was old. Old farts always knocked things over. Shaky hands and all. Of course his hands were juusstt fine.

So now here he was, drunk as hell and in the state where if he was a whiney teenager he would be all angsty as to why he hadn't been laid yet. He wasn't a dumbass. He knew why. He was a perverted bastard that liked to pretty much narrate what he saw on a woman. It wasn't beating around the bush. If he wanted to jump a woman's bones, he took a flying leap. Screw his empathetic powers, sex was more important. Good exercise. I mean come on now.

He stopped for a moment, feeling like he was going to throw up, which totally killed the thoughts in his mind. But hey. You got to hurl, you got to hurl. That was when he caught something, no someone walking down the road and he smirked. Blindingly drunk, he moved to catch up with the (in his mind) woman.

Damn. Small breasts. But nice frame. Pretty tall, skinny. One of those punky types that was at least half his age. Nice pouty lips too which was pierced. He made an impressed noise.

"Sayy.." He filled the air rather drunkly as he put an arm around 'her' and leaned in close. " That's a rather nice piercing. You have one on your tongue?" Giles waggled his brows suggestively.

"What?" Kazuki responded rather dumbly. One minute the vampire was having a rather pleasant stroll, happy to have a break from the shop. He hadn't expected company and now his nostrils were being occupied by the disgusting scent of alcohol. It hadn't hit him yet at first that someone was slumped on him, then he somewhat jumped when Giles' face was near him. As the suggestive comment sunk in he squirmed to get free of him. "ACK! Get away from me you pervert!" He swatted at him, his nose scrunching from the vile scent of his breath. Kazuki tried to push from him, clawing his shoulders in a very obvious gesture that he was not interested.

This made Giles only laugh as he pinched an earlobe. "Why halo there spitfire. You have a name? He raised a finger as he turned to the side making a face of a sickened expression. Sorry I almost threw up." He coughed. "Anyways. Were was I? Ah yes. The whole you have a name thing." He checked 'her' out again. His expression even more suggestive. Man. Giles just wanted to 'tap it' the Brit was harmless. Why couldn't 'she' just give in and make him happy?

"I like the whole bat shit crazy punk thing. Makes you look hotter. You'd look hotter naked. Come on. Few tequila shots and a few thrusts later we'll be done. Come on" Giles kept a firm hold on Kazuki giving a rather filthy wink.

Kazuki could not believe this man. He just couldn't. The vampires' eyes turned into scolding slits. "You are unbelievable. Seriously. You perverted bastard. If you don't get your slimey hands off of me I will bite you so hard you will be laying here like road kill." The vampire figured if it was self defense it would be okay. Plus, he doubted Giles would mess with him afterwards. "Then. You won't ever forget that my name is Kazuki."

So, he gave his name away. But at least the warning may have been good enough.

Giles just looked even more turned on by the matter. "As long as it's in all the right places I'm perfectly fine with that. I'm over the moon right now so I'm up for anything." Kazuki..was a rather interesting name. Giles thought he may have heard it before. He shook his head, back to trying to get some ass.

"Of course I won't forget your name." Giles found the 'woman's' ass and squeezed it rather roughly. "And you shouldn't forget mine. I'm Giles. And I am enjoying the feel of your gluteus maximus right now."

Kazuki made a loud squeak when his ass fell victim to Giles' hand, then suddenly he froze. Giles? He knew who he was and he wanted to laugh his very pained ass off. This man was clearly so drunk he didn't get that he was hitting on a man. Kazuki wasn't going to say it was either of their faults. Kazuki dressed how he wanted to and Giles..was just very very drunk to the point of almost throwing up. The vampire cleared his throat.

"Giles...Giles..Uhm..I'm not...not a female.."

Giles laughed, not buying it at first. "Hmm..Okay. Now that's not an excuse I've-" When his hands moved to Kazuki's inner thigh by nature he froze and looked like he shit three ton bricks.

"...."

Kazuki swallowed hard, ducking with embarrassment for the both of them.

"...Not one word you little bloodsucker."


Kazuki growled. "Hey! How did you-"

"Your balloon cheeks gave it away."

"Shut up. Get away from me. You're still on top of me."

Giles near flailed and got away from him, his cheeks a blood red color.

"I mean it."

"Yeah, yeah you perv."

And with that, they both went their separate ways. If they ever met again, it would be way too awkward.