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Tweak says, "Yay!"

takemoto shigeru (smokeandredink) wrote in nosuchplace,
@ 2008-04-02 10:26:00

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adair fallon, shige takemoto

Tuesday: August 28, 2007
Who: Shige & Adair
Where: Near the medical pavilion
When: Late afternoon
What: Two cranky smokers meet in the land of FAIL.

The sun had begun it's plunge towards the horizon long ago, bathing the woods surrounding the training terrace in the golden light of a late afternoon. A gentle breeze blew bringing with it a slight chill in the air. The seemingly pleasant weather only made Shige's agitation more acute. He could feel the uneasiness in the woods and it made the back of his neck tingle unpleasantly.

Strolling languidly through the trees Shige took another long swig from the half-empty bottle of red wine. It was mediocre at best but then again, his point wasn't really to enjoy the taste. The moon was rising and he knew the howls and smells of the lycans would keep his senses on edge all night unless he did something about it. Besides, it seemed a good a time as any to get totally sloshed.

Patting his jean pockets he fished out his crumpled pack of cigarettes. Only three left. Shige scowled and threw his head back with a slightly slurred curse. "Kuusou~!" Only three left for this week. And it was only Tuesday. For three long minutes he contemplated smoking one but the dire internal debate ended with another heartfelt curse.

This night was going to suck.

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fortunecookie
2008-04-03 06:43 am UTC (link)

"Kuusou!?" Came a mocking sound, about a good feet away. Adair had a hand extended with a cigarette, face riddled with irritation. He was irritated at how slow he was walking, the road seeming like a treadmill, never ending and useless. Why the hell should he need to exercise when he felt like he was going to collapse? He was irritated at himself for breaking the fact that he tried to not smoke. It had been probably about a week and already, just on his journey so far he had smoked about four cigarettes. Once he tasted that cigarette it was like someone who was a sex fiend and hadn't had sex in ages. He just couldn't stop. He needed more and more.

Adair needed time to be alone and enjoy a cigarette by his lonesome when now he had some guy talking gibberish. Oh, he was Asian. It was Japanese, Chinese, Korean or What-an-ese. Either way, the guy was in his bubble.

The psychic waved his hand a bit. "Honestly, the fuck does that mean?" He took a drag from his cigarette. Male PMS. It did exist. Adair proved it. Just go on and off smoking, feel sick and be psychic. Ta-fucken-da.

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smokeandredink
2008-04-03 04:28 pm UTC (link)

Shigeru's face screwed up in a show of irritation as he heard the other voice. What kind of cruel ass would interrupt him in his moment of smoker's anguish? He whirled around, throwing himself slightly off balance and causing the wine bottle to slosh audibly. Out of sheer annoyance he laced his speech with more Japanese words. "OI, teme...I don't talk to fucking commoners, ya hear-" Shige's sneer faltered when he caught the smell of cigarette smoke and spotted the lit one in the man's hand.

Shige's demeanor went from irritated to charming in less than three seconds. "Why, hello....Say, can you spot me a cig?" With a slightly tipsy swagger he invaded the other man's personal space and tried to put an arm around him.

The slight scent of sickliness coming from the other man made Shige grimace and forget his charming act. "Are you sick? Geh, thats disgusting, why are you walking around infecting the rest of us?" At this proximity, the alcohol on Shige's breath was more than apparent as if the slight slurring of his speech wasn't enough...

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fortunecookie
2008-04-03 06:57 pm UTC (link)

Adair backed away as the Asian man tried to put his arm around him. "Honestly! Are you mental?" He gave the man a glare as he put out his spent cigarette with his foot that fell from his mouth as he backed away. "Christ almighty on all that is Elysium." Adair would swat at this man if he had to. The Aussie would probably miss, but hell. It was worth a try, wasn't it? The guy sure as hell was drunk. And Adair wasn't sure what the hell he was. But it was weird. So they both would look like drunken masters on weed.

"Smoking is bad for you. It causes lung disease, it causes you clothes to smell. Not to mention second hand smoke causes more cancer to others than smoking first hand. It make your teeth yellow. When you kiss someone, should you kiss someone-it is like kissing an ashtray. It makes your nails yellow." He lit up another cigarette, blowing fumes in the Asian mans face. "Not to mention, there are poisonous factors into like rat poison."

He sighed, giving the man a cigarette. "But here, join the cancer club." Adair then pulled his hand back. "You're not going to fucken catch anything. Shut up and smoke."

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smokeandredink
2008-04-04 08:31 pm UTC (link)

Shige still managed to be foxy-nimble on his feet despite the alcohol and he leaned back from the attempt to swat him. He made an annoyed noise at the man and protested, "Haa~, Kechi.*"

Crossing his arms, the bottle tucked into the crook of one, he observed the Aussie from as close as he dared, bored expression plastered on his face. He listened patiently to the litany of cigarette-evils without interest. HE was a Kitsune, such mundane things were not of any interest to him. The plume of smoke blown in his face, however, made him cough and lose his superior expression.

"Gah, you're digusti-" He cut off as the cigarette was offered to him. A pleased look spread across his face and he set his wine bottle down long enough to snatch the cigarette and deftly whip out a book of matches. "I take it back, you're not stingy..." Shige lit the cigarette with the practiced grace of someone who had been smoking way too long. "But you are still disgusting."

"You know, there is a story about a man who saved a fox from dying of starvation. That fox vowed to replay his kindness." Shige turned, his black fox tail twitching happily at the fresh smokey buzz from the nicotine and scooped up the bottle of wine. "So here." He offered it out to the other man with a lopsided, cigarette-holding smirk. "Share some wine with me. It's horrible."

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kechi = STINGY!! (very slangy and derogatory)

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fortunecookie
2008-04-05 04:25 am UTC (link)

Adair tossed his face away from the man and the bottle. "Oh fuck it and fuck you!" He said with a hand wave turning his head to blow the smoke in a more appropriate direction despite just what he said. "Sharing wine with someone who swigs like you is like a whore sucking a man off. You don't spit then decide to swallow. That's positively outside of the realm of disgusting so obviously you are more disgusting than me." He threw a disgusted huff into the air. "Honestly. Wanting to give me your loogie juice? Absurd."

He pointed his cigarette at Shige, god was he in a pissy mood. "There also is another story about a fox. He was supposed to get hunted by a hound. Now..I could be the alternate version. You see..In that version they became friends and they" he waved his cigarette about. "Lived haaapilly ever after. In this version I just may consider the alternative."

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smokeandredink
2008-04-05 05:14 am UTC (link)

Shige threw back his head and laughed, only slightly disappointed that he'd been caught at his game. The wine was full of an hours worth of backwash. Leering he took another swig from the bottle, his cigarette held gracefully in his hand.

"Haaa? It'd be an honor to drink after me, human. I though you'd be flattered..." His tone was mocking and he chuckled happily as he puffed on the OTHER man's cigarette.

"What, you wanna hunt me? Hm....I thought hounds were supposed to be bigger than foxes. I've got at least an inch on you..." Probably not. But it felt good to say. Even though they were close in height, Shige managed to look down his nose at the other man, something he'd perfected from his high school days.

"You're awful small for a dirty gaijin." He grinned again and took another slow drag on the cigarette, amused at himself.

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fortunecookie
2008-04-06 05:38 am UTC (link)

Adair clenched his teeth probably making a face that was more bitchy than aggressive. "Honestly, mate. If you are going to insult me, insult me in a language that may actually tick me off. It sounds more graceful. Kind of like the twinkle toe-ing you are doing as you were staggering about. Works perfect for how you look." The next thing he didn't mean. Kitsune's were rather cool, he just was annoyed with this bastard. Which he would regret thinking later as well.

"You know. Like Hugh Heffner decided playboy bunnies were growing boring so he thought giving dirty thoughts about foxes in the sack was a splendid idea. Got to say, looks hot on a woman. Not sure if I dig it on a bloke though. Tell me do you have to lift your tail up when you take a dirty? How about fleas? You get those?"

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smokeandredink
2008-04-07 12:35 am UTC (link)

"Haaaah??" Shige's face twisted up at the last comment, managing to look both annoyed and offended at the same time. "Oi, we're not common animals! Kitsune don't GET fleas, maataku." Taking a long drag on his cigarette he swung the bottle of wine back and forth in order to make an audible sloshing noise. He then grinned, his mind wandering to the the brilliant idea of sexy ladies in tails and ears.

"Demo...." He continued to pepper his speech with more Japanese, loving how it sounded and enjoying that it would irritate the other man. "Kitsune women are really beautiful, give a woman a tail and ears and you get Makushimamu Sekushi, na!" The last bit causes him to dissolve into drunken laughter. A leer spread across his face and he wiggled his eyebrows at the Aussie, "Boku mo, sekushi, na? It's the tail right? I'm not into guys so hands off, okay?"

Dropping to a crouch he hid his grin behind his hand while he took another long drag on his cigarette. "Oi, oi, teme-san. What's your name? I'll teach you some Japanese. Then you can understand when I insult you."

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As Shige assaults Adair with more Japanese....
maataku = the equivalent of 'jeeze'
Makushimamu Sekushi = Maximum Sexy (a semi-ridiculous pronunciation of English)
Boku mo, sekushi, na? = I'm also sexy, right?
Oi oi, teme-san. = Hey hey, Mr. Bastard.

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fortunecookie
2008-04-08 09:53 pm UTC (link)

Oh bloody hell. Bloody hell. Adair was about to turn this guy into road kill. It wasn't his slurring that made him want to stomp this Wan Ton. Well it was that too. It was the sloshing of his damn bottle. As if a headache wasn't enough. Plus the fact that he felt on fire. This guy was his new hemorrhoid.

Without a care, Adair snatched the bottle from Shige and threw it on the pavement. The sound of it spilling and crashing was like hearing the lottery slot machines. "Cigarettes are like rare pieces of gold it seems sometimes. I have just gone a week without them. And-You piss me off. So, since you decided to be an ass after I gave you a cigarette I thought I would just do us both a favor and discard your bottle of spit and cheap ass wine."

He scrunched his nose. "I don't hop the dude train either by the way." Adair clarified, more than annoyed. He may have been suffering some serious Male PMDD, but still.

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smokeandredink
2008-04-09 02:34 am UTC (link)

Shige was a little too stunned at Adair's fast and angry snatch to bother protecting his precious bottle of third rate alcohol. The shattering of the bottle aptly mimicked the shattering of his plans for a drunken evening. His mouth went agape, face dissolving from a look of incensed horror to half drunken distress. "O- o- Oi!!" Shige sprung to his feet a little too quickly and managed to throw himself off balance, nearly staggering right into Adair. He didn't particularly care, his eyes were glued to the bloody liquid mess on the ground.

"MOU, DOUNA NOU?" Shige's voice cracked slightly at the exclamation, sucking hard on his cigarette again. The look on his face said 'maybe I can put it back together?' Whining to himself in Japanese, Shige took a breath and then turned back to Adair, eyes narrowing. "You bastard-...how the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight?? HAA?" The prospect of a long sleepless night filled with howling yawned before him in his mind.

But suddenly his expression changed, a not-so-pleasant smile bloomed on his face. "Ma, ma~" He said in a softer sing song voice, "I guess it can't be helped. You've been so kind sharing a cigarette with me, so thank you." His expression settled into something uncomfortably predatory.

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O-o-Oi! = H-h-hey!
Mou, Dounanou!? = MAN, why???
Ma, ma = It's okay/whatever

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fortunecookie
2008-04-10 12:13 am UTC (link)

Adair had a suggestion. Maybe there was a town drug dealer that was selling some splifs. All Shige had to do was find something to trade with and he could smoke a dubie and have his mind float all the way back to Japan.

"Get some weed." He finally said. "Or maybe I can help you with the sleeping issue." Adair offered, pretending to be kind. The Aussie rubbed the back of his neck after he put out his cigarette which he promised would be the last during this conversation should this fox dumpling not piss him off. "At least you are making good use of it. You actually inhale. There is progress."

The Psychic had a a pet peeve with people who bummed cigarettes then barely inhaled. If you wanted a cancer stick, work at getting cancer. So he supposed he didn't annoy him in that sense.

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smokeandredink
2008-04-10 03:26 am UTC (link)

Shige stuck his nose in the air at the mention of drugs, "I don't stoop that low. Alcohol is perfect for what I need." His smile was quickly back however and he languidly drew again on the shortening cigarette.

"Well..........I didn't exactly want to use up my cigarette stash for this week. So I do appreciate your help." Spinning in place he twirled and started singing some popular Japanese pop song to himself. "Hm? What you'd help me sleep? How kind of you....are you going to sit by my bed and sing to me?" The thought of that made Shige laugh quietly to himself.

He turned suddenly, face beaming eager to work on Adair's last nerves. "Na, Teme-san? Do you like Karaoke? Lets do karaoke! We don't need CDs just try to remember the songs...Eh....but I bet you have horrible taste in music. What songs do you know?"

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fortunecookie
2008-04-11 11:25 pm UTC (link)

"Sing to you while you sleep?" He turned to the side and laughed. "Christ and you accused me of being a poof? You do realize how gay that sounded, yes?" The Psychic rolled his eyes, trying desperately not to reach for another cigarette. Better yet, reach for a pointy stick so he could beat Shige with it. Then he asked him about music, hmm..maybe they could get along.

"I like the song Me and a Gun. Have you heard it? It is quite touching." Truth was Tori Amos was a genius, but the song title was ever so perfect. "I know a lot of songs, but right about now. I would just die to teach that one to you."

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smokeandredink
2008-04-11 11:52 pm UTC (link)

Shige rolled his eyes at the other man, exhasperated. "What, singing isn't GAY, idiot. If I said 'fuck me to sleep' then YES that would be rather gay but singing is NOT gay." The cigarette's glowing tip was nearing the filter and with regret he put it out on his shoe. The butt he flicked away from himself into the grass, trying to see how far it could go.

"'Me and a Gun'? And you say I'M gay....Anyways, Sing it for me, sing it for me." Shige grinned hugely leaning closer as if he was going to wrap his arm around the other man's neck. "If you don't sing for me I'll sing for you...." Obnoxious was the name of the game. Besides, he wanted to hear this guy SING.

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fortunecookie
2008-04-12 12:52 am UTC (link)

Adair took in a long breath. "Okaaaay. You know let me tell you something. And this has nothing to do with singing. This has something to do with animal cruelty. I believe that hurting animals is unacceptable. However, you are what I would call a half breed. Therefore. If I were to hit you right now-and right in the face. I would only feel half bad." There could be a song he could sing for that.

"Hmmm How's about-Move Bitch?" That is a good song. Because I would like to leave before I stomp on you like a bug." Adair hated rap, but Ludacris made a good point. Shige better get out the way before he punched him.

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	smokeandredink 2008-05-17 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Shige couldn't help himself, he laughed in the man's face. If there was one thing adored it was conflict and this man was making his evening much better than he thought it would be. With a crazy grin he opened his mouth to deliver another barbed retort. He had no intention of stopping anytime soon. With luck he'd be entertained until the wee hours of the morning. (Reply to this) (Parent)