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Dr. Giles Audley (thecaringcurse) wrote in nosuchplace,
@ 2009-04-12 03:14:00

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brian gallagher, giles audley

Monday: December 24, 2007
Who: Giles and Brian
When: Late Afternoon
Where: The Library
What: IT'S THE GRINCH! He has to make someone's life hell for Christmas Eve

Though Christmas wasn't going to be as exciting as Halloween, hopefully not as scary either, there was still the irritating, overly cheery couples and children who passed Giles asking him for candy. They even asked him to join in on random singing of Christmas carols. Not so kindly he told them to kiss his ass. Giles told one kid that Santa wasn't real. He was an idiot if he hadn't figured that one out. They were in a wonderland sparing them from an Apocalypse. What were the odds that Saint Nick decided to follow along? Sure the kid cried, but he'd grow up to be a better man that favored realism. The family would thank Giles later.

The empath harassed someone at the market a few days ago, so he decided to go for the library. Sascha wouldn't be annoyed and he hadn't seen the nerdy German boy in a while. Teenagers were bitchy. He would have been fun, but he was sure there were other gems that worked there.

Near busting the door open, Giles searched around the library to see it was pretty damn empty. He grabbed a book when he finally notice someone on steeping stool sorting books. Instead of waiting for the man to be finished, Giles threw the book at his ass. "Pardon me, but where are the books on sexual diseases? I have a rash on my private area and I'm concerned. I prefer ones with pictures."

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buidseach
2009-04-12 04:28 pm UTC (link)

Brian wasn't a Christmas person, but he wasn't annoyed with the occasional guest coming in who was near on a high about the holiday. Mostly they came in for Christmas related books because he was sure towards midnight they were going to do the stereotypical gathering around the fire to read "Twas the night before Christmas." Apparently, good times can still last.

He was sorting out books that were annoyingly out of order. He tried to ignore it and just leave it until the day after Christmas but he found himself setting various books on different tables so he could organize the top shelf. Though tall, he couldn't reach the desired shelf many books needed to rest on.

Getting the stepping stool he began to set the books in the rightful order and shortly after he felt a very sting to his backside. Well, what an odd wish for attention. Since he was caught of guard he drops the books in his hand which caused him to let out a frustrated sigh, his head resting on the bookcase. "Aiming a bit higher would have been favorable."

Brian gave an obvious look of distaste when the stranger, clearly British spoke of some filthy book about sexual diseases. "....what an odd taste in porn you have."

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thecaringcurse
2009-04-15 12:10 pm UTC (link)

"But I like your ass." Giles stated as he used his arm to swipe off the table, knocking the books a few good yards away before he sat down. "Best one I've seen in a few weeks. My ways of getting attention are quite infamous, I thought I'd add you to the list."

Well and Irish and British bloke start to have a confrontation at the library..hmm..there was room for a joke. Giles just couldn't think of one yet. "I like my porn to be creative. As long as the good stuff is shown, I'm content. Besides, it's got a storyline. Boy does girl, girl loves it. Then shock! She finds out she has a sexual disease. It's like a soap opera."

He tilted his head and tapped on the stepping stool Brian was on lightly, but in quite the annoying fashion. "But how can you deny someone in their request? Maybe I do have a rash on my special place. Do you want to see?"

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buidseach
2009-04-15 12:53 pm UTC (link)

"This place is filled with people who have all kinds of abilities. Have I run into one who is a child trapped into an old mans body?" He turned to face Giles, still not a showing a sign of being at all amused. "Flattering my ass is not going to get you out of picking up the books you so graciously decided to decorate across the floor. Some of those textbooks are several years old. Give this place some respect."

The sorcerer could tell this man was either viewed as strangely likable or highly fucking irritating. For him, he was choice B on his roster. Especially when he spoke so vividly of his specific desire for the sexual disease textbook. "That's quite enough information. I'm sure there are similar stories of that nature in the fiction aisle."

The tapping wasn't so annoying at first and Brian tried to stand his ground,but it didn't last all too long. Only a few minutes later he hopped off and leaned against the bookshelf carefully. "Mr--whatever your name is. I'm afraid I just had a meal and vomiting isn't in my daily schedule for the day. But if you wish to, I'm sure someone in some other facility might want to see your jollies."

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thecaringcurse
2009-04-25 11:45 pm UTC (link)

"DAMN!" Giles pretended to be caught red handed with his ability among the many people in the sanctuary. "You got me. And here I thought I glamoured my self the hell up. Will you change my diapers? I somehow see you very fit for the job." The Cardiologist batted his eyes prettily at the librarian or whatever the hell he was.

"What are the text books holy? Do I need to pray over them. Are they also alive? Because last I checked books were paper with awfully boring context. That is as of now because you are not providing me anything that of entertaining."

This man was good for him, proper yet snarky. He needed someone like him. The Midori that was male. Of course, he didn't want to sleep with him.

"I don't want the fiction. Fiction grows boring because it's all the same stories just different genres. Come on, be a darling and help me find a good book."

Getting up, Giles hooked his arms in Brian's. "Oh, I have shown many my jollies and some have liked, some have not. You will have to be exposed, willing or not." He paused for a moment. "Kidding of course."

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buidseach
2009-05-04 12:22 pm UTC (link)

"No, they are not holy. But they are far more valuable than you are." Brian stated through a huff and began to pick them up himself. He could tell trying to get this man to pick up the books would be futile. He really didn't have the energy to argue over such a thing. "Not to mention, they are quiet. I quite like that."

Had he known Giles was liking this, he would have found a way to excuse himself. He wasn't in the mood to play a game of who was snarkier. He already knew Giles won in that area because he could hit the lowest area of snarky through being perverse. Maybe some other day he would want to spar with wits and other things, but not on Christmas Eve he was starting to see.

"If I go with you to search for a book, will you leave me alone in the areas of being utterly immature in annoying?" Brian asked with an arched brow. A disgusted look followed. "You better be kidding."

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