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Dr. Giles Audley (thecaringcurse) wrote in nosuchplace,
@ 2009-01-25 23:36:00

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giles audley, midori kamiyama

Wednesday; November 7, 2007
Who: Giles and Midori (because I am an idiot and messed up, lmao :/)
Where: Market area
When: Afternoon
What: Giles is up to no good again..and runs into just who he's looking for

So the Vice Council had nominated Giles to run for the gig and he needed ideas as to why he would be a good member for the crew. No, he couldn’t say he appreciated a good looking ass and some nice fun bags. He couldn’t say he would like a strip club here and there and he couldn’t use the fact that he was a doctor to help out his campaign. Who gave a shit? It wasn’t like he needed to perform CPR on everyone. Though..for the ladies..

“Oh my god..” When he saw Midori’s posters he simply smiled. He hadn’t seen the woman since their date and it was time to see if he could get that fiery woman to come see him if she knew he added some..new additions to the flyers.

Pulling out a red marker from his pocket, he began to doodle on the flyers.

Will take top off for your support.

He’d pay to see that. People shouldn’t underestimate the goods on that woman. Though she would snip out both your jugular and your balls before you got to touch anything on her body, Giles had the benefit of knowing what was underneath those formal clothes.

He began to whistle while continuing to doodle on all of her flyers.

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lightofhokkaido
2009-01-25 11:51 pm UTC (link)

Midori had gone to the marketplace once again, in an attempt to get to know more of the people who would be electing her onto the Vice Council. Of course, it still wasn't a guarantee... Which is why she was getting to know them in the first place. She also hoped to run into Kayo Miyafuku once again. The girl had intrigued Midori upon their first meeting.

As she walked, she smiled at the posters she had put up around the marketplace. She had covered the entire marketplace. If people hadn't known about her before, they certain did now.

Then, she noticed a red mark on one of her posters. She furrowed her brow. "Eh?" She shook her head and continued moving. Her eyes were playing tricks on her.

As she moved, she saw a second poster with the red marks. She moved in closer, her eyes widening as she read what was scrawled across her poster. She clenched her jaw tightly. There was only one person who would have written something so vulgar.

"GILES!!!!!!!!!!"

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thecaringcurse
2009-01-26 11:08 am UTC (link)

Giles was doodling on a flyer nearby when he popped his head up to see Midori. “Ahh, you’re looking stunning as per usual. Even with a bitchy look on your face.”He leaned against a nearby post and studied her. “Why can’t you say my name like that through other means?” He like the anger in her voice, such a turn on but it was such a turn off to known that if he didn’t quick step away from her, the area where he was looking forward to better get to know her, would be lost in the woods. He’d hate to be a eunuch.

He heard through the grapevine that there was another female running, so another poster read:

Will make out with female competitor

God, if that wasn’t a sexy vision, he didn’t know what was. He referred to it with the most malicious smile. “I like the top off one and this one very much so. I tried to draw you with gigantic hooters on one of your flyers, but it hardly does justice to you in the flesh.”

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lightofhokkaido
2009-01-26 10:30 pm UTC (link)

Midori crossed her arms over her chest as she glared at Giles. There were so many thoughts going through her mind at the sight of this man. One of the most prevalent was to transform into her fox form and savage his leg. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Midori demanded. "Why are you doing this? Humiliating me publically?"

She shook her head. She part of her was confused why she was so upset by this. She and Giles were running against each other to get on the Vice Council. But she hadn't done anything to him (why hadn't she done anything to him?).

Midori approached Giles slowly. She took a deep breath, trying to keep herself calm. "Do you just want me to lose so badly... Or are you trying to get back at me for walking out on our date?"

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thecaringcurse
2009-01-27 01:27 am UTC (link)

“Oh Midori, this is about competition, survival of the fittest. And though…yet still in that damn kimono, you do look fit. I am just trying to prove that you have to step up your game.” He lied. The answer was he was displeased about the date and how she walked out on him so easily, but he would not let her in on that secret. “The Men look like they were straight out of GQ, you women just need to take your tops off and do a dance and you’ll win. I know. How sexist of me. Yet the truths rings out yet again.”

He looked over one of her posters and drew gigantic red breasts on them. “I think if they offered plastic surgery here, you should get them this big. It would make your ass look smaller.” Though of course he thought her ass was perfect. But he wanted to piss her off. The Empath tilted his head to the side in thought while he drew a big ass on the poster. “Of course, I could try operating..Just take off your clothes and I’ll see if it’s even worth it.”

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lightofhokkaido
2009-01-27 03:06 am UTC (link)

Midori's lip curled in anger. "This is not competition! This is an insult on my honour, my family, my clan, my species!" She poked one of her long, slender fingers into Giles' chest. "I am trying to earn the trust of the voters by informing them of my skills. I have been serving as head of the Kitsune Council since before you were born! Since before your parents were born! You, as usual, are trying to turn me into a sex object!"

She smacked Giles' hand out of the way to snatch the defaced poster off the wall. "I look fine the way I am!" Midori shrieked shrilly. "And if I wanted to change my look, I would not need the help of a human! I am a mistress of illusion! And if I'm so deficient, why do you want me so much?"

Midori shook the balled up poster in Giles' direction. "I had to trade a kimono for these posters! You have to replace all the ones you destroyed!"

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thecaringcurse
2009-01-27 11:48 am UTC (link)

At first Giles was laughing because he couldn’t see why a piece of paper with a set of additions to them was such an insult to everyone involving her species. It made them all look hot. “Oh come on. Would you rather see pictures of you or your clan members eating a squirrel? I doubt you would get a vote there. Showing off the goods proves more promising.”

He made a snorting noise as to how she was on a Council before he was born. Well, she was hot for her age. “Well isn’t that a feather between your breasts?” Giles wiggled his brows before he continued. “You should be flattered I view you as a sex object. Not all women are viewable as do-able to me. You make me think Viagra is out of the question. I was beginning to worry there.”

Damn caring to hell. He slightly frowned when he learned she had to give away a kimono for passing out the flyers. Since he always saw her one, he knew how much they meant to her. But of course, Giles swam through his guilt with a joke. “That means there is a better chance for you running out of them. It looks like luck is turning in my favor.”

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lightofhokkaido
2009-01-27 12:23 pm UTC (link)

Midori scowled deeply at the laughter of that infuriating man. She didn't think she had ever been laughed at in her entire hundred and thirty years. "At least that picture would be true. All you are doing is drawing all over me! It's.... Insulting!" She didn't know what she could say to get through to Giles.

"Why does everything come back to my breasts to you?" Midori demanded. She put her hands over her breasts. "They are just mammary glands. You wouldn't even notice them if I was in my fox form." But she allowed herself a small smile at the comment that not all women drew his attention like she did.

Midori balled up the poster and threw it at Giles' face. "If you deface any more of my posters, I will report you to the Head Council."

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thecaringcurse
2009-01-28 03:53 pm UTC (link)

Giles lifted a brow when she simply talked about her breasts. “I hate to say it, but men love those mammary glands. And if they are so simple, just let me touch them and I can show you what wonders my hands can do to make them quite complicated.” His brow rose when he stated he wouldn’t notice them in her fox form. “Really? Don’t you guys just have like a few nipples or something?” He raised his other brow in concern. “You don’t have extra nipples as a human do you?”

The Empath laughed about her reporting him. “Oh what the hell are they going to do, seriously?” he made a low and devious chuckle. “Why don’t you just spank me and we can call it a day?” Man if she spanked him though, he bet it hurt like one bad mother fucker from England.

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lightofhokkaido
2009-01-28 04:03 pm UTC (link)

Midori sighed, rolling her eyes as Giles continued on about her breasts. "No, I do not. I am able to perfectly duplicate the human form. And my nipples are covered by my hair in fox form." She arched a brow at Giles' comment about his hands. She would be lying if she said the notion didn't intrigue her a bit.

"Well, I would think you would have to replace my posters, drop out of the race for Vice Council...." Midori took a deep breath. She was supposed to be a diplomat. She needed to at diplomatic. There was only one thing Giles seemed to want. "If you fix my posters and stop with the constant objectifying of me..." Midori paused for a moment, sighing deeply. "I'll have sex with you." It seemed like a fair deal to her.

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thecaringcurse
2009-02-01 01:23 pm UTC (link)

Giles was almost expecting to be hit. He even closed an eye and got ready to feel a claw ready hit to the check. Every time he saw Midori he was rude to her, sexually forceful and never gave her one moment of true respect besides a forced few moments at their time of dinner together. But when she offered to have sex with him in order to stop his shenanigans, if he was a dog his ears would perk up and he would be near panting.

“Wh…what?” His voice barely came out at first. “Did..Did I just hear this correctly?” A brow arched and he was making sure she wasn’t ready to kill him after the statement. Judo chopping was still an option. “You mean, clothes off and all, you’ll get busy with me if I replace these posters and leave you to campaign?” He was near glowing.

“Deal. I will even vote for you.” His smirk was horrible. “If the sex is to my liking.”

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lightofhokkaido
2009-02-01 01:39 pm UTC (link)

Midori kept her teeth grit as she stared at Giles. She was indeed very serious. Maybe if she gave him what he wanted, he would leave her alone and... She had to admit, she was intrigued by the notion of having sex. She had only done it once and it had not been in human form. She was starting to feel the yearnings of mating season. She wasn't quite in heat yet, but her hormones were started to run hot. She'd never really indulged them, suppressing them. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to give in just this once.

"All right then." Midori nodded. "Then let's do this." She turned quickly and began to walk. "Should we go to your place or would you like to go to mine?" She was all business, not knowing how to approach sex in any way but how she approached everything... Completely business-like.

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thecaringcurse
2009-02-02 02:32 pm UTC (link)

Giles rolled his eyes as he began to walk with Midori. Damn it all for being curious on how she operated. Was she like this when she had to prepare for making kids? All sorts of miserable about having sex? Okay, with him it must have been like being told you had an extra nipple in between your breasts while in human form and you were marching down to the Medical Pavilion to get it removed, but Jesus. It wasn’t like he was a bad looking guy. Not in the Brad Pitt category but still. He had a killer ass when the light hit it right. If he sucked in right you could see his six pack. That’s right, eat it male Council members.

He made his strides faster than hers and walked in front of her, blocking her. Rubbing a thumb against his brow he sighed. “You know. Sex is supposed to be fun. It’s not supposed to be a death march. I’m not asking you to hang yourself. I’m asking you to actually have sex for once in your life. Just think of it this way. You get to beat the crap out of me if you like it rough.” Okay, he was trying to be serious and it wasn’t working.

“Oh and your place. I’m sure there some hidden things there that I don’t know about.”

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lightofhokkaido
2009-02-03 11:57 am UTC (link)

Midori stopped walking and turned back to Giles. "I am approaching this like I approach everything in my life," Midori said plainly. "I have no idea what to expect in this activity as the only time I engaged in sexual activity was for the purposes of producing my daughter. At the time, I allowed myself to fall into the full throes of my mating heat. I do not remember much of it. Also, I suspect the difference in fox and human form also affect the level of enjoyment from the act."

Midori took a step towards Giles. She put her hands behind his head and pulled him to her. She pressed her mouth to his almost experimentally, as if she hadn't done it before. In truth, he hadn't done it. Not like this. It was a little bit awkward, but curious.

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