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Nico (foolintherain) wrote in nosuchplace,
@ 2009-01-20 16:51:00

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nico vega-fernandez, zach kitano

Tuesday: November 6, 2007
Who: Nico and Zach
When: Late afternoon
Where: On their way to the generator in town (by the Fix-It Shop)
What: High and acting like fools

Sometimes you just needed to get high, at least that was Nico's belief. He wasn't addicted to marijuana to the point of having to smoke it everyday, but he did like it. He liked it even better when he had a friend to share it with, particularly Zach. Zach, in Nico's opinion, was super funny when he was high, and so much more laid back than he normally was.

And so it was that the two friends had gotten high that day, smoking weed in the cottage they shared, and watching porn on Nico's laptop until their portable generator had run out of juice. It was a sad moment for the boys, but they didn't move to do anything about it. They chilled on the couch for an hour or so, talking about nothing in particular and laughing their asses off. Finally, though, the munchies started coming on and the pair left their cottage with their portable generator in tow. Killing two birds with one stone was always a good plan.

The walk toward the Market Place was slow, laid back, and quiet until Nico broke the silence. "Hey bro," he said with a grin. "How many times do you think Debbie can do Dallas exactly?" They had watched the Debbie Does Dallas series up until the fourth installment, with one more to go. "Dude... what would it be like if Debbie did Elysium? Like, think they'd get like... centaurs and shit to be in it?" He laughed at his own words, snorting a bit in the process. "Oh fuck man... it would be like "he's not hung like a horse, he is a horse!"" Nico laughed even harder until he stopped mid-walk, doubling over by the mental image he just created for himself.

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-21 04:36 pm UTC (link)

Zach swayed a lot when he was drunk, but not so much when he was high. He tended to move slower whenever it came to the latter, and he was definitely more laid-back as a result. It was a rare occurrence when they broke out the weed, but sometimes the moment just called for it. Besides, there weren’t any laws against it as far as Zach had been able to find out. The best friends found themselves heading into town if only because they were hungry and their power source ran out, which left them with nothing to do. Except that Zach and Nico wanted the laptop to be working again, so they managed enough energy to leave the house. That, and the promise of food, got them out the front door.

His face scrunched up as he thought about Nico’s first question. “I dunno,” Zach said. He let out a little laugh. “She really likes Dallas.” Zach started snickering, unable to help it. However, the second train of thought from Nico brought about a look of disgust on Zach’s face. “Ewww, man! Gross! Centaurs? Dude, that’s messed up . . . ” Well, unless Nico meant they’d be extras, but Zach was thinking something else entirely and it wasn’t a pleasant thought for the young boy to envision in his head.

Zach burst out laughing, bending over slightly as he walked. He stumbled a bit, but right himself just in time to keep from falling over. “Man, that’s gross. Grooosss,” he elongated, trying to add emphasis onto what he was saying. “No one wants to see centaur porn. That’s like . . . like . . . Discovery Channel shit.” He made a face. “Okay, maybe . . . maybe centaurs do, but no one else wants to see that. Not me,” Zach said, gesturing at his own chest.

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foolintherain
2009-01-21 11:35 pm UTC (link)

Nico laughed heartily at Zach's answer. "She likes it so much she sucks cock for money to get there," he said out loud, not caring who might've heard him as they walked past other citizens. He laughed harder at Zach's reaction about centaurs, unable to walk at that point since it was so damn funny. "You know you got a mental image now, don't lie!" Nico said out loud.

"What would they call centaur porn? Centaurs gone wild?" He asked in between his fits of laughter. He tried to stand upright, but he was laughing too hard to do much of anything. He fell onto his knees, and as he did the world began to spin just a little. "Woah dude... everything's like.. swaying and shit," he said slowly. Nico looked up at Zach finally, standing on his feet once more when his friend stated that he didn't want to watch centaur porn.

"That's just freaky shit," he said with a shudder. "Almost like... faun porn. That would be so weird." He shook his head and then gave Zach a pointed look. "Not that you need to watch porn, bro. Fuck... you got a girlfriend. That's like, interactive porn right there! You can touch her and shit." He reached his hands out in front of him at about the level where breasts would be, and made a squeezing motion with his fingers. "Oh Adrienne," he said in a voice that was meant to imitate Zach. "Your tits are so great. I just want to bury my face in them." He made kissy sounds after that, and leaned forward as if he were going toward some imaginary breasts, all in an attempt to embarrass his best friend.

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-25 09:48 pm UTC (link)

Zach laughed and shook his head vigorously. "I don't want the mental image, dude!" Zach called out in protest, not caring either if anyone heard them and wondered what in the world was going on with the two boys. "Yikes, get it out of my head!" Zach closed his eyes and shook his head again, trying to rid himself of the image Nico's words brought to him.

Their laughter was only made worse once Zach heard the title Centaurs Gone Wild. It sounded like a really bad joke, and yet Zach couldn't help but wonder if that was what they would call it if it existed. "How . . . how," Zach tried to say through fits of laughter, "can centaurs go wild . . . when they're always . . . alway naked!" Zach tried to imagine how a centaur could strip down when they didn't wear clothing in the first place. He couldn't imagine it. He only saw centaurs drinking and partying in his head, swaying around and holding wine bottles in their hands with garlands on their heads.

"That's 'cause you're moving too much," Zach said, and suddenly, he stopped to demonstrate how Nico should get the swaying to cease. "Stand . . . perfectly still," Zach said in a quiet voice, and he held out his arms as if he was balancing himself. "It's like yoga. I think."

Finally, he couldn't hold it much longer and Zach started laughing again. "Man, Nico, stop thinking about animal porn." Zach really didn't want to dwell on centaur or faun porn since he wasn't either. "And just because I have a girlfriend doesn't mean I can't watch porn," he argued without really arguing. "I like porn. Porn is great. Porn is . . . art." He was managing to keep a straight face up until Nico demonstrated how Zach was supposed to interact with his girlfriend, which was when the laughter came right back. "You're just jealous because I can get both," he ended up telling his friend. Zach held out each of his hands to indicate they were now balances. "Porn," he said, moving one hand down. "And a girlfriend," Zach added, moving the other hand down while the first went up again.

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foolintherain
2009-01-26 04:53 pm UTC (link)

Nico wasn't talking about animal porn, he was talking about half-animal, half-human porn. There was a distinct difference in Nico's mind; but Zach was right, it was putting bad bad bad images in his brain. He shook his head to get rid of them, and then laughed even harder. Centaurs and fauns going wild - it was just too much for him to handle with a straight face and while high.

The sprite swatted at Zach when he stood up again. "What do you know about yoga - you're Alaskan." His comment didn't make sense, but most things didn't make sense after smoking marijuana. He continued to laugh, shaking his head while he listened to Zach's explanation. He agreed with the alchemist though, porn was great and it was definitely the type of art he could appreciate for hours on end. "Dude, didn't say you couldn't watch porn, I just said you didn't need to. You can get your girlfriend to do the things they do in the movies. I bet Adrienne would, too," he said pointedly. He stuck his tongue out at his best friend when he said he was jealous. Nico wasn't jealous of Zach! Not always, anyway. There were times when he wished he had a steady girlfriend, but he hadn't felt that lately ever since he started going out with Umeko.

"Psh, your jealous of me," he said pointing to his chest. "Because you have small Japanese penis." He made a measurement with his thumb and forefinger and looked at it before he started chuckling under his breath. "Yeah, that looks about right."

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-28 01:48 pm UTC (link)

There may have been a distinct difference in Nico's mind, but in Zach's mind the parts that counted were the reproductive parts. If those were animal, then it was animal porn as far as Zach was concerned and he didn't want to think about it. He was ready to make friends with centaurs and fauns, but anything else was nothing short of bestiality.

“Since when can Alaskans not know about yoga?” Zach asked his friend. He was prepared to give an education speech on yoga, even though he really didn’t know anything about it. “Yoga is the practice of centering the mind and relaxing the body,” Zach said, “and I’ll have you know Alaskans are very, very good at that.”

Nico had a point that Zach didn’t need to watch porn if he had a girlfriend, but he hadn’t ever thought about the next thing Nico planted into his head. Zach perked up and glanced over at his best friend. “I can get Adrienne to do the things they do in those movies?” It was a brand new thought into the young man’s head. Frankly, it wasn’t something he needed to be thinking about at all. While he liked watching some of the stuff in those movies, the idea of Adrienne attempting to do some of that didn’t sit well with Zach. “I dunno,” he said. “I kinda like just watching some of it and not doing it. There are certain things just meant for movies and not stuff people actually do in their personal lives, you know?”

Zach raised a middle finger at his friend as he made a face at him, too. “You’re jealous of me,” he shot back. “You say that so much I bet you’re only two inches.” Zach gestured at his chest. “I’ll have you know that I am large and in charge and Adrienne likes it.”

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foolintherain
2009-01-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)

Nico smirked a bit slyly at Zach. What good were girlfriends if they couldn't at least fulfill some of those dirtier sexual practices? Nico didn't see anything wrong with with a little role-playing or even a little tying up. Handcuffs maybe? That always seemed like a lot of fun. Nico really didn't think that all of the other stuff they did in hardcore porn was possible, especially since it seemed as if you had to be the most flexible person in the world and have lots of props.

"Of course you can get Adrienne to do things," he said, slapping Zach on the shoulder. How much Adrienne was willing to go was up to her, of course, but Nico didn't think she would say no to her boyfriend. That girl loved Zach more than anything, and she would have done anything for him. He shook his head at Zach's comment, though, while placing his arm over the alchemist's shoulders. "You're not thinking of the bigger picture!" He exclaimed. "Just imagine it," Nico said while holding his free arm in front of him as if he were exhibiting a picture of some kind.

"Adrienne, wearing nothing but a cute school girl outfit. Short, plaid skirt. Tight, white shirt tied up right beneath those perfect boobs of hers. You... you're the professor who's asked her to stay after school. She's been a bad girl, and then you bend her over the desk for a spanking..." He looked at Zach, smirking broadly. "Dude, you know that's hot." Nico began to imagine Umeko playing out that exact scene for him and it made him smile like a giddy school boy.

But, like with most boys the topic quickly went to penis size. Nico rolled his eyes and made a jacking off motion with his hand. "Adrienne must have a different definition of large if she uses it to describe your little ding-a-ling." Truth was that Nico didn't know how big Zach was, he just like teasing his friend about it.

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-29 09:17 pm UTC (link)

For about a minute, Zach was listening to Nico like he was some sort of disciple bringing good messages and truth with him everywhere he set foot. Of course, Zach was currently high and hearing his best friend say he could talk his girlfriend into doing something kinky certainly held a heavenly appeal to it. His eyes followed the path of Nico's arm through the air as he started to imagine Nico's little story involving Adrienne, and his eyes seemed to gleam with wonder.

A new idea struck inside of Zach's head shortly after, and he turned to his friend to propose something similar but slightly different. "What about I'm the bad student and Adrienne's the teacher, and she needs to keep me after school to punish me? She could have her hair in one of those high ponytails, thin-rimmed glasses on her face, and an open teacher's blouse . . . white shirt with a black bra underneath . . . " Zach was getting carried away with himself, imagining the fantasy in his head. "God, I would let her spank me so hard . . . " Adrienne punishing him appealed a little bit more to Zach's psyche at the moment.

The topic had fallen to penis size on more than one occasion with Zach and Nico. "Yeah, whatever," Zach retorted, repeating the jacking off motion of Nico's hand. "You only wish you were as well-endowed as me. I'd be a ladies' man if it weren't for Adrienne." Okay, that last part wasn't true, but Zach was going to try to flaunt it anyway.

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foolintherain
2009-01-29 09:52 pm UTC (link)

Nico was painting a masterpiece for Zach with his words. It was brilliant really, the mental image he had created for his best friend and himself. He wasn't sure if Zach even imagined about those things, but apparently he was preaching to the choir when the alchemist came up with a fantasy of his own. The sprite smirked, chuckling under his breath with Zach's words. Damn, he could imagine Adrienne dressed up as a teacher and it was hot!

"Dude, you can do whatever you want, and she can be dressed any way you like." Nico licked his lips, his imagination running wild. "Fuck dude... that's hot. I'd let her spank me, too." He felt a pleasurable shiver run up his spine at the thought, his eyes half-lidded as he pictured the scene in his head. Except Adrienne wasn't alone, Umeko was there too and they were ready to dole out the punishment.

Damn! They had to hurry to recharge their generator so they could go back and watch more porn! He rolled his eyes at Zach's words. "Well-endowed compared to what? A tube of chapstick?" He snickered only to have it turn into a long drawn out 'ooooh' as if he had caught Zach doing something bad.

"Dude, I am so telling Adrienne you said that! You're gonna get in trouble!" Nico elongated the word 'trouble' in the way a first grader did when they were going to tattle to a teacher. Yeah, he was being immature, but that was something that went hand-in-hand with being high.

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-29 10:09 pm UTC (link)

"Hey!" Zach suddenly said in a sharp tone, though it wasn't very strong considering his mental state, and he turned around to point at Nico. "No thinking about my girlfriend that way. She's off limits for you. No naughty Adrienne thoughts." Zach brought his hand to his chest in a very dramatic way, lifting up his chin as he deepened his voice and spoke again. "Only I can have dirty thoughts about her." Besides, Zach really didn't want Nico barging into his fantasy because that was his best friend and it was just one big no-no. Zach couldn't bear to think about it, even in passing.

Zach rolled his eyes as Nico's tube of chapstick joke, choosing to be the better man and not replying to Nico. However, the sudden tattle-tale thought out of Nico's mouth caused Zach's eyes to go wide and his survival mode to kick into gear. "You aren't telling Adrienne anything!" Zach protested, and then he had to prove evidence to go with his claim on why. "Anyway, she's not going to believe you because I can say I was joking and Adrienne believes me over you, so I win." Even though Zach didn't mean it, it was customary to pretend to be a player around one's friends and then just be natural around the girlfriend. It was part of the Teenage Boy's Code of Conduct, and Zach was not going to violate it.

Suddenly, the conversation steered right off of tattling onto Zach and right back to their original destination. "Hey, we better hurry up and get this thing recharged." Nico wasn't the only one thinking about getting back to the cottage and watching more porn.

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foolintherain
2009-01-29 10:41 pm UTC (link)

"Fine," Nico retorted with another roll of his eyes. "I'll think about Umeko instead. Mmm, Umeko, spank me hard. Oh yeah... right there. Give it to me, baby." And, just as suddenly as he was thinking about Umeko spanking him, his gears shifted and he was giving it to her. He began to make a thrusting motion with his hips, his hands holding onto imaginary hips as he made moaning sounds. He stopped after a few moments though, just so he could tease Zach about his small penis.

Penis jokes never went out of style, and neither did threatening your best friend that you'd tattle on him to his girlfriend. Zach's reaction was priceless, and it only made Nico want to talk to Adrienne even more. "I'm gonna tell," he said in a singsong voice. "And you'll get in trouble and then she can date me-eeee." More childish antics were in store, hollow threats being one of them. Of course, Nico wasn't going to tell Adrienne anything, but it was fun pretending.

They had spent enough time goofing around with their fantasies, and it was time to go recharge their generator. "Yeah dude, we still have like..." he started counting porn titles on his fingers. "A lot to watch! We gotta hurry!" Nico picked up the generator and started walking toward the Fix-It shop. They weren't that far from it now; in fact, Nico could see it in the distance.

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coalintodiamond
2009-01-29 11:27 pm UTC (link)

"You should get an imaginary room for that imaginary woman," Zach teased his friend, and he found great amusement in his own joke. "Ooh, burn!" he called out, elongating the final word. Zach couldn't help but tilt his head back and laugh at Nico. This was too much fun, and Zach wasn't sure he wanted to give up taking jabs at his best friend. "At least I have a real woman with real assets, and I can have real sex with her instead of dry humping the air outside my door." Oh yeah, he was the king.

Zach was offended at the mere idea that Adrienne would ever date Nico since she was way out of his friend's league. "Adrienne would never date you," Zach said flatly, like it was a matter of fact. He puffed out his chest and made a show of holding out his arms like he was flexing his muscles, not that Zach had too many muscles to begin with. "Adrienne prefers the Almond Panda, and you're just going to have to live with it, Caramel Bear." He decided he would leave it at that, especially since there was no way Nico could convince Zach that Adrienne would ever date him.

Suddenly, a thought came alive in Zach's head. "Ooh, maybe there are treats inside or something. I heard Malcolm is really nice, and there's this candy bowl on the main desk." His eyes seemed to be savoring the imaginary candy in the Fix-It shop. "I'll race you there!" he hollered, and Zach tore off down the road with the incentive of free candy in his mind.

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Fin.

foolintherain
2009-01-30 12:07 am UTC (link)

Nico scoffed, turning his nose upward at Zach. "I have a real woman and her name is Umeko," he said. He hadn't really talked much about his relationship (could he call it that?) with the therianthrope though it was obvious that he liked her quite a bit. "So I was imagining her and her fine ass, right here," he said as he held his hands in front of his groin. "Oooh yeah... that's it," he said grinding his hips a bit. "I won't be dry humping anything when I see her."

The banter between the two friends was always playful, and it was just like boys to take jabs at the other. Girlfriends were an easy target which was why Nico was always saying something about Adrienne. He rolled his eyes at Zach, and then laughed a bit. "Adrienne can keep her Almond Panda," Nico said while slinging an arm around Zach's shoulders. "I've got a girl who likes the rich taste of Caramel."

All their talk about almond and caramel made Nico even hungrier. The mere mention of a candy bowl at Malcolm's shop caused the sprite to brighten a bit. Candy sounded really good at that point, and when Zach sped off down the road, Nico followed close behind.

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