InsaneJournal

Sunday: October 28, 2007
Who: Giles, Marley and Riley
When: Late Afternoon
Where: Audley Cottage
What: Midori owes Giles' a date. Tonight is the night and he's got two pain in the asses trying to offer advice before he tries to get laid the lucky event.

“If you keep following me, I’m going to lead you into my underwear pile.” Giles was trying to get away from his daughter who was stalking him throughout their cottage. Five bonus points on the Giles scoreboard for the brat actually showing interest in a conversation. On The down side, she was only interested because the midget Empath knew something was up. “When you think about it though, that’s a good thing. You could actually do something in this house. But start with my socks”

It took Giles awhile to realize there was a third party in the house and he only stopped for a moment to make an obvious face of irritation then continued on. “Who’s the blonde with decent sized funbags?” She was a short little thing, but he’d still do her. She looked of age so he wasn’t quite in the dirty old man territory.



“I met you daughter at the market. She needed help carrying some things home and since we hit it off well, she asked me to stay awhile.” There was slight irritation in the therianthrope’s voice. She didn’t care if this pervert was on a walker. She would kick his ass. “We were thinking about cooking with the shit we got. Plus, I wanted to rest since I live way out in the Bungalows.”

Giles leaned forward with a snort. “Oh how cute. Did you get yourselves an easy bake oven?” The older of the empaths wasn’t sure if he wanted his daughter cooking when he wasn’t home. Last thing he needed was his daughter lighting the cottage on fire. For all he knew, she would like it. Her hair looked like it was on fire so it only made sense for her to be a psychotic little pyro. Wow, what a thing to brag about as a parent.

Marley gave her father a deadpan look. “Was that supposed to be an insult? ‘Cus I loved those easy bake ovens. They used to make the best damn brownies in the universe. I’d give anything to get one of those. Talk about a blast from the past.” She gave her father a challenging look. “It could cook goodies better than you. Plus, I don’t see you offering to cook anything.”

Her dad actually wasn’t a bad cook, but something told Marley that her dad was going out.

Riley looked out the window and viewed the vulgar sign Giles so proudly put out. “Nifty little sign you got out there.” She had to secretly wonder what the neighbors thought. She was sure there must have been children nearby. She found it funny, but she was sure others didn’t quite feel the same. “No one has complained?”

Giles turned towards the young woman he didn’t (care to) know. “Yes, people have complained. Do I care? No. But, I made a deal with one of the complainers that if she were to go on a date with me-the sign would be removed.” So the cat was out of the bag as to why he was walking about the house. If foxy bitch was going to be wearing something hot, he may as well look decent.

Marley gave her father a winning smile. “ I SO knew you were going on a date or something."

“Wow that is SO awesome. Now shut up and help me find a blue shirt.”

Riley leaned against the wall nearby with a glowing smirk. “That’s how you get dates? You make deals with people?” She asked the older man, highly amused hat he had to put up a sign about animal shit to get attention. Why not just say something vulgar to a woman’s face?” When she glimpsed at Giles for a full fifteen seconds, she was sure he used tried that method as well. “Nevermind.”

Marley was more curious as to what this chick looked like. If he wanted a date she was viewing low legs, big breasts and an ass. She had to be feisty too. She was related to the guy so she obviously thought like him in some ways. “If you attempt to get laid, just don’t come to THIS house. I don’t want to be informed that my dad was actually successful for once in trying to get in someone’s pants. I like you better as someone who runs his mouth-but fails at using it.”

Giles had a name for the two wonderful ladies. “Great, now I have two lovely, gigantic hemorrhoids. Funny though, I didn’t think they could talk though.”

Riley gave a snarky smirk. “Nice to know I’m so close to you”

Giles raised a lip and began to get ready for his date. He was wondering what would do him better. Behaving, or misbehaving.