No True Pair

So... no one said I couldn't write Epic Poetry (TM) for 0TP, right?

Title: A Tale of Two Turks
Author: karanguni
Fandom: Baccano!/Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Luck and Tseng
Rating: PG13
Prompt: * Tseng and Luck as the main characters in a fairy tale.
Warnings: Crack, anachronisms and rhyming couplets. Think old school Will Smith rap while you read. Yes. Yes.
Summary: Tseng and Luck in a quest for Shinra and the Greater Good.

666 (-111) words and god I am going to hell. I have no excuse, except that maybe I have an exam in 9 hours ahksafjlsf.

[edit] Now with more accurate rhyming metre!

( A fairy tale in 15 stanzas. )

Title: New Men
Author: karanguni
Fandom: Baccano!/Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: Luck/Rufus/Tseng
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Uh, AU? Sex? Luck as a Turk? 8D
Prompt: Luck/Rufus, in a threesome with any other character from your list
Summary: It's a new age when men are unafraid of being exactly what they are; Luck envies them enough to put on the suit and call himself Shinra. (2822 words.)

( Luck knows he's already waited more than enough lifetimes to be what they are. )