Ow. My head hurts. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. D: Why? Because I think I kinda passed out laughing--I made the mistake of reading all of them at the same time, straight through without any brakes. So somewhere right around:
There was something raw and nakedly unguarded in Cloud's gaze then, something that said just kill me already; kill me and get it over with, so that I don't have to deal with the rest of this.
Sephiroth glared right back: Not a chance in hell. Or out of it, either.
He wasn't about to give Cloud the opportunity to escape that easily, not when Cloud had no intention of returning the favor.
I almost DIED laughing. And it's all your fault. I refuse to admit that it might have something to do with the fact that I didn't sleep last night--nope, nothing at all. *tries to pout; fails*
Though the bit about "Are you going to give him a home? Cursed things are evil! >O" made me wibble. Just a little though, I swear! DD: But Tohru's so determined and adorable it gave me CAVITIES--another reason you're to blame for my head-hurty-ness.
And my throat got raw and sore and so I started hack-coughing here:
If there had been anyone competent in the exchange of social niceties present, Sephiroth would have asked for advice at this point.
But, instead, he was standing between Cloud Strife and Squall Leonhart.
So you're to blame for that too.
But right around:
"Oh, shit," Leon said under his breath. He wasn't laughing anymore.
My vision started sparkling again, like a whole pack of Stephanie Meyer's vampires!
But, in the end, Seph's Moment of Evil makes it all better. So I forgive you for trying to kill me.