You start with the names, and then it just BLOOMS out from there, growing more and more absurd, and fabulous and I'm just sitting here completely incapable of looking away and kind of dying. OF PURE YES.
"I think that must mean Ayame-san is a fairy godmother too, PFFFTHAHAHAHA. YES. Yuki would have a coronary.
Mr. Sir has very good hair for a princess, of course, I can just picture his reaction the first time Aurora tries to sound him out for shampoo-tips. Masamune's presence features rather heavily. I did mention the DYING part of my response to this whole story, right?
"There's never been a Princess of Heart who wakes up in the morning every single day and says to herself, 'I'm going to tie myself up in black leather with about fifteen extra belts for the three hundredth consecutive day in a row!'" I. Am kind of in love with Aerith a lot right now. <3
And nobody's happily-ever-after ever came from people hurting and killing each other. Not for the people who lose, or the people who care about them, and not even for the people who win, not really. Oh. Oh Tohru. Sweetheart. That's. Really true, and really ouch.
The little girl made a not-very-intimidating-looking fist. The ten-foot-tall, thirty-ton, combat-hardened rock demon flinched. LOLOLOLOLOL. Go Tohru! Aerith must be so proud. <3
Sephiroth wondered if the thing had been created as a remark upon the bleak irony of an illustrated creation's existence -- without breath or dimension, it could never matter that the thing had no mouth since it would never be able to consume the food its container was designed to hold each day. The grim, mocking pathos of eternal Sisyphean torment as symbolized by the existential dilemma of a representation of life etched upon unliving material was... almost amusing, in a very Heartless sort of way. Sephiroth needs more cookies in his life, imo.
"My family threw me out," Tohru said, with her little face streaked with tears and a stubborn set to her chin. "And when they did, it was a family of cursed monsters who took me in. And I was happier with them than I ever was with my perfectly human aunt and uncle." Ow, ow, ow. For such a cute little thing, Tohru really doesn't pull any punches, does she?
"No one but Mother," Tohru corrected herself, scrupulously fair. "And Mother was special." ...Seph must have taken that like a kick to the heart. Geez.
"Mr. Leonhart!" The girl stomped her foot in vexation. "You're not helping!" "..." Cloud reached over and cuffed him, more through obligation than any actual disagreement. YOU GO GIR--D'AWWWWW!!!
"There's nothing you can threaten me with now, Cloud," Sephiroth said, indulging his taste for smugness. "Two words, asshole. Hair ribbons." ...And I'm ded. Again. X_Xb Actually, Sephiroth is kind of amazingly sexy and LOL and win throughout the rest of this scene. I'm very impressed. <3
"Here's to irony," he agreed. "Kill me now?" Poor Cloud. Lol. <3