:falls onto floor laughing:

:D :D :D

My favorite was this:
"If there had been anyone competent in the exchange of social niceties present, Sephiroth would have asked for advice at this point.

But, instead, he was standing between Cloud Strife and Squall Leonhart."

And oh, the three of them don't yet KNOW what sparkly pink fluffy horrors await them! ^_____^