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chibirisuchan ([info]chibirisuchan) wrote in [info]no_true_pair,
@ 2008-07-03 23:47:00

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Entry tags:! june 2008, author: chibirisuchan, crossover: ff7/fruits basket, pairing: tohru/zack

FF7 (KH)/Fruits Basket (again) - Zack and Tohru, captivity scenario

Title: Cruel and Unusual
Author: [info]chibirisuchan
Fandom: FF7 (KH) and Fruits Basket
Pairing/characters: Zack and Tohru
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really
Prompt/challenge you're answering: "Zack/Tohru , captivity scenario"
Notes: So I challenged myself to think of the least likely situation available for that scenario. And I came up with Tohru as the jailer, because really, Tohru. Still, I suspect you can guess what happened next...

ETA: Comes after Fairytale Endings, part 1 chronologically.


When he first woke, Zack couldn't pin down what was wrong. There was an ache there, something deeper than flesh and blood, something needing. Something needing him.

He might have been able to track down a source sooner if he'd had any idea what fragging planet he'd awakened on, though. This place... sure as hell wasn't Midgar. For one thing, there were flowers.

For another, there were talking ducks. For a certain definition of talking, that was. Wearing shirts and nothing else. And the other residents didn't seem to think this was particularly odd.

Zack found himself a cafe, charmed the waitress into a glass of tea and some gossip, and found himself with more of an earful than he'd ever been expecting.

There was some kind of combat arena run by the god of the dead -- that certainly explains a few things, he thought ruefully, even while he nodded and gave the girl his most encouraging smile. And the latest combat's victor might have been Zack's little brother -- blue eyes, brown spiky hair, a delightful grin that shone like the sun...

Not Cloud, then, Zack thought, feeling his heart sink a little. But it never hurts to ask.

He could have fallen out of his chair when the girl recognized Cloud's name, though, and started to chatter about him: a sword nearly as broad as he was, wrapped in bandages, a bat's wing and a claw and all in black and -- whoever had been giving the kid fashion advice, Zack intended to have a few words with them, because the kid was broody enough without raiding Sephiroth's closet for hand-me-downs.

Except that then the waitress was talking about Sephiroth, too. And about how suddenly and drastically he'd changed his habits a few weeks ago--

Zack was out the door and halfway to the Coliseum at a dead sprint before he realized he'd even forgotten to ask what kind of currency people used to pay for their iced teas in this world.

On the other hand, given Sephiroth's history with the aftermaths of sudden drastic personality changes, he thought maybe he'd better deal with that first, in order for there to still be a world for him to owe a debt in.

Nobody at the Coliseum would tell him anything; half of them took a breath like they were about to let him in on the world's best joke, and then something occurred to them -- every bloody one of them -- and they stopped themselves short and made bad excuses and left too quickly. Zack wasn't in the best of moods by the time he pinned an imp against the wall and literally squeezed Sephiroth's current address out of him.

The whole notion of casually getting onto a ship and flying to another entire world when you were done with your day job kind of gave him the willies, and Zack almost wondered if the imp had been lying to him to get the squeezing guy off the planet, except that there were so many ships. And it kind of explained the ducks, maybe, not that he was sure if anything really explained the ducks, but that was for later. First of all was getting himself to this Hollow Bastion world and tracking down the address he'd been given.

He'd expected to be pointed at the giant falling-apart castle looming over the place, because hello, talk about places that looked like they'd suit a crazed megalomaniac suffering from delusions of godhood. Except that the street numbers didn't run that direction; instead, he found himself in front of a cosy little cottage-looking place with lilies in the windowboxes, and he was pretty sure he was going to have to go squeeze an imp some more until the door opened and all of a sudden his world tipped upside down and shook again.

The waitress had known about Cloud and Sephiroth because they made names for themselves in her world, in the fighting arena where the tourists went to gawk. She hadn't known about Aeris.

...He was pretty sure the squeaking sounds meant that she needed a little more air, except that he wasn't about to let go. Because as long as he was holding on to her, then he was holding on to her, and Zack figured that was a perfectly good way to spend the rest of his afterlife.

Several hours later, once she'd managed to convince him that even the newly-living dead still needed to breathe around here, once they'd laughed and cried and held each other and kissed and laughed and cried some more and were sprawled on her couch entangled in each other because neither one quite wanted to let go, the sound of the town chimes startled her.

"Freya bless, look at the time -- they'll all be home soon and I haven't even started the oven preheating!" And she was up and into the kitchen like a shot; Zack followed her as close as though he were leashed, because he still didn't trust letting her out of his sight in a world where Sephiroth was going unstable again.

"All?" he asked, scarcely daring to hope. "Cloud too?"

"Of course Cloud too; he knows how much trouble he'll be in if he skips out on our family dinner! And Leon, and Yuffie -- you haven't met them, but Yuffie's going to adore you, I know she will. Although I live in mortal fear of the amount of mischief you're going to make together. But you'll be good for Tohru too; I've been working on the poor girl's self-esteem, but she's near as bad as Cloud. Although much more agreeable when it comes to household chores and clothes shopping -- can you get the pie crust dough out of the refrigerator for me? The big copper bowl, and the herbs too -- thank you, love..."

All of the things he really ought to have asked in advance had somehow gotten lost in the bliss of of-course-Cloud-too and the rush of laughing, rushed, perfectly homey dinner preparations. And then the door burst open on a pair of chattering girls and a too-skinny young man all in black and Cloud, and the rest of the world went away for a while.

Cloud made squeaking noises when he couldn't breathe too. It was kind of cute. And Aeris still made the best pot pies on any planet.

He waited until the dishes were safely cleared away and the girls had dragged Cloud and Leon out into the living room for some kind of card game that involved a lot of thwapping sounds and bursts of giggles before he asked, though, just in case.

"Honey, about Seph..."

"Oh." Her eyes shifted for a minute, guilty, but ...amused too? "He has a choice. If he wants to eat dinner with the rest of us, I expect him to dress for it. And we left him a perfectly good range of garments. So I don't see the problem."

"Aeris, hon," Zack said, "what are you talking about? The girl on Olympus said something about him acting differently, I mean, and. Um."

"And you wondered if he was breaking again?" Aeris asked, with eyes far too old for her age. "He's... not the same. I don't know if he'll ever be the same. He has good days and bad days, and I try to be more understanding on the bad days, but really, I think on the whole we're helping -- if only because he has to spend so much time trying to figure Tohru out that there's less space left over for thoughts of conquest and mayhem! And she has a remarkably soothing effect on people when she's not agitated herself... here, I suppose the best thing would be to ask him yourself, wouldn't it?"

"He's here?" Zack asked, startled. "He's been here the whole time?"

"I told you we left him a perfectly good range of wardrobe, didn't I?" Aeris said, with an imp's grin. "It's hardly my fault if he's being indecisive. Come on."

She led him upstairs and knocked on the door to one of the rooms lightly, calling, "Sephiroth?"

"Go away."

"Sephiroth, there's someone here who wants to see you very much."

"Tell the girl to take her hair ribbons and leave my head alone."

"Tohru's just concerned that your hair could fly into your eyes while you're fighting!" Aeris said, hands on her hips, but the hilarity in her eyes gave the lie to the stern note in her voice. "And that's not who I'm talking about."

"If she's managed to summon the madman responsible for that... that satin thing, then I intend to bar that door."

"I already apologized for the cocktail dress, now didn't I. But you can't tell me that your foes wouldn't be stunned immobile for a good ten seconds at the least!"

"The cocktail dress?" Zack yelped.

"--ZACK?"

The door came off its hinges when he wrenched it open; Sephiroth stood there in nothing but a bedsheet wrapped around his hips, pupils blown wide enough that he might almost have passed for human if it weren't for the flex of that wing.

"Hey, boss," Zack said carefully, caught between the need to hold him and the dread of bitter memory. "How's your head?"

Sephiroth's hands closed tight about the doorframe, as though he were struggling with the same need to reach out. "Better without the girl attaching things to me," he said, and took a shaking breath. "Get me out of here, Zack. She has chocobo barrettes."

Zack looked back and forth between Aeris and Sephiroth, still not quite sure he was tracking what was going on here. "Seph -- has someone got a spell on you? If you want to go..."

"I can't," he muttered, and dug a hand through his hair. "She does the thing with the eyes. And I swear she's even better at it than you are. I can't just leave. She's given me a home. I didn't know homes were so noisy, or so full of people, or that you could have a home even if... even if you're an important person's Darkness. Even if you brought grief to him, to the whole world -- she looks at me and she doesn't mind. And she wants me to stay. I don't know why. But when she looks at me, she doesn't hate me, and ...I can't seem to walk away."

"Oh, Seph," Zack said, feeling his throat close on everything he hadn't said, everything he hadn't done, everything that had broken into a thousand shards he'd despaired of ever piecing together again -- everything this unknown girl had managed to gather up for him anyway. He reached out half-blind, and then Sephiroth's arms were around him, and...

It wasn't that everything was all right, not by a long shot -- but there was something there now, someone there to work with. Something to try to make it better.

"But if either of them tries anything with satin again," Sephiroth murmured into his hair, still holding him tight, "I will not be held responsible for my actions."

"I'll see what I can negotiate with these vicious oppressors of yours, boss," Zack said. "Laws against cruel and unusual clothing and so forth."

All the same, he ducked his head down against Sephiroth's chest to make sure his once and hopefully-future friend couldn't see the grin on his face.



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[info]dogmatix
2008-07-04 06:15 am UTC (link)
*wi-wiiiiibblle* ;____; *hugs them all*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Tohru says "it's okay! Aeris-san says that just have to convince him that colors aren't going to kill him and then it'll all be fine! ♥"

Sephiroth says "'Aeris-san' is being a little too imprecise about who exactly is going to be killed for inflicting shiny green satin on me."

Aeris says "Don't exaggerate, now. It was shiny lime satin. I'm not so cruel as to inflict kelly-green on someone with your complexion, honestly..."

XD

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[info]mystiri_1
2008-07-04 06:24 am UTC (link)
Oooh, I am so happy right now to see more of this.

I have to admit, I was wondering why Sephiroth was suddenly having wardrobe issues - or become a nudist - until the remark about the cocktail dress. And why do I see Aeris's encouragement somewhere in there?

Oh, yes, the eyes. The most dangerous attack there is.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:44 pm UTC (link)
Encouragement, heck, it was Aeris' idea. And then once she convinced Tohru that Sephiroth's gloom and doom had to be influenced by the black clothing -- look how gloomy and doomy Cloud and Leon were, also wearing black clothing -- she had the World's Most Eager Helpful Puppy-Eyed Co-Conspirator on her hands, and then it was just a question of aiming her, so to speak. XD

I suspect Zack is going to talk them out of pastels for the moment -- "you've gotta work up to pastels, honestly; remember, he's been color-impaired all his life. So baby steps, a little at a time... how about starting with beige?"

"BEIGE?"

Sephmumble: "...beige isn't pastel."

Zack: "Baby steps, right? The training wheels version of color. And then maybe when he starts acquiring some rudimentary fashion sense he'll be eager to get rid of the beige too..."

^____~

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[info]jlsigman
2008-07-04 09:19 am UTC (link)
Awwwww.....

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Tohru says "It'll be all right, really it will!"

Aeris adds "Of course it will. He can't resist the smell of our cooking forever."

Sephiroth says very very quietly "You're forgetting that I know how to use dark portals. The minute you leave that pie unguarded, it's MINE."

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[info]megpie71
2008-07-04 09:52 am UTC (link)
Please tell me Tohru is one of the ones involved in the card game - or is she off conquering the World That Never Was with the aid of the picnic basket and hot chocolate thermos?

I see Ayame's managed to survive (or at least be reunited with his heart or something) and is back to his usual chaotic self. Honestly, him and Zack in the same place is a somewhat frightening thought to start with. Actually, any of the older Sohma boys and Zack in the same spot is probably a disaster waiting to happen, although the potential for sheer mayhem is higher with Ayame and/or Shigure. Hollow Bastion isn't going to know what hit it.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)
Yep, Tohru and Yuffie have made it an Important Quest to try to wring smiles out of Cloud and Leon at least once every other day, with intentions of whittling the interval down to once a day or even more! Yuffie's keeping score on who manages to coax out the smiles, of course. Because even if it's an Important Quest it's also a competition.

Yeah, Ayame's around -- I don't know if he's been reunited with his zodiac-self, but he's definitely been reunited with his sewing kit! (And the world quakes in fear once more!) And oh man, Shigure and Zack having puppyfits together... omg neeeeeed more time to write...

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[info]megpie71
2008-07-05 04:16 am UTC (link)
Oh gods. Now I can see Zack grabbing the "Good Cop" spot, leaving Tohru as "Bad Cop" and Aerith as "Worse Cop". Sephiroth doesn't know it yet, but he's dooooomed. With Yuffie supplying cheer and giggles around the edges for the fun of it (and probably also, if I know Yuffie, for the sheer delight of mischief managed), and with Cloud and Leon being hauled in for "treatment" as well, well, the weather in Hollow Bastion is looking to improve something chronic.

Now to just turn around and let the lot of them loose on Maleficent (I'm sorry, but the image of Maleficent being forcibly re-clad in more cheerful garb is just too tempting). Keyblade Master? Who needs one of them? Let's see what can be done with the power of unreconstructed cuteness first!

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-07 04:03 pm UTC (link)
See, I bet what would happen is that Maleficent would make Tohru cry.

And then there would be HELL TO PAY.

And then there would be a small black and green smear on the ground in the castle when the "black leather and emotional damage squad" got done with her.

>:D

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[info]megpie71
2008-07-08 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Hey, whatever works, right?

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-11 11:10 pm UTC (link)
definitely! ^____^ (I'd imagine Tohru would be Very Disapproving of how out of scale that reaction was, and then the three of them would look at each other and look at her and dot a lot and hmph a lot and privately think about straws and camels, and the camels would probably be wearing pink bows even in their heads...)

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[info]megpie71
2008-07-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
I don't know that Tohru *does* Disapproving. She'd probably have to settle for Very Disappointed instead, which would be worse, because it involves the tears gathering and the lip quivering and the whole "I'm trying hard not to cry" thing, which is something none of them can handle. Aerith could do Very Disapproving (although she'd have to practice hard to keep a straight face while she did) complete with the Folding of the Arms and the Tapping of the Foot and the Narrowing of the Lips and all. Of course, Aerith in Very Disapproving mode would immediately have Zack in full puppy wriggles "Let Me Make It All Better Whatever It Was I Must Have Did" mode (combine with Sora in same mode for an unstoppable attack) and between the three of them, Seph, Cloud and Leon are doooomed again.

Like I said, whatever works.

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[info]urplesquirrel
2009-11-18 07:19 am UTC (link)
complete with the Folding of the Arms and the Tapping of the Foot and the Narrowing of the Lips and all.

That makes Aerith sound like the Kelda. Oh, goodness. I'd love to see Tohru unleashed on the Discworld.

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[info]elanor_pam
2008-07-04 01:52 pm UTC (link)
*wibblewibble* Aww, I... I think I have real tears in my eyes.

Gah, why does Tohru keep bringing happy tears out of my eyes? T__T;;

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Because she's so darn good at wibble-inducing?

Tohru says very earnestly "I think that was my fault, I made negi-don earlier and I don't know if the onion fumes have gone away yet and..."

Zack clamps a hand over her mouth and scruffles her hair and says "Just thank the nice lady."

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-07-04 02:08 pm UTC (link)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~~~~

...I am too drunk right now (yay, 4th of July and setting off fireworks in the park until the park kanrinin dude comes over to tell the drunken foreigners to cut it out because there have been two fires already in the park because of fireworks and I know the guy wanted to facepalm when I said "But we're done already so it's ok! :D" and did I mention that I'm drunk?) to say anything other than an incredibly high-pitched and rather girly "Awwwww!!!" because this, especially the end, was just too cute for words.

And poor Seph. XD This is exactly what he needs, moogle barrettes and satin aside. Everything is just yes. Tohru was very, very good for him. Not zo much for his fashion, but hey, comes with the Ayume-influenced territory. >XD

I get the feeling there are going to be lots and lots and LOTS of group hugs in that house, and YAY.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-04 03:59 pm UTC (link)
^______^ There totally are! And Zack is probably going to get in on the "convince the Brooding Threesome that black leather really isn't the best supporter of cheerfulness and sunshine and frolicking with puppies" action too, though he's sneaky enough to claim the Good Cop role:

Zack: "look, Leon, if I can convince her not to put you in the teal blue teadress with the sparkly shoes, I'll see if I can get you guys some blue jeans and a T-shirt instead"
Leon: "...♥"

And then Zack carefully doesn't mention that most of his T-shirts involve Shiny Happy People lyrics or Python quotes on really wacky colors...

Cloud probably gets the Don't Worry Be Happy shirt, Leon gets the stylized angel wings shirt, and Seph gets the kitten-being-chased-by-a-stuffed-Domo-kun shirt. XDDDD

(Seph: "...is that a graham cracker? With fangs?" Zack: *too busy laughing to answer* Seph: "Fangs are good." *puts shirt on* Tohru: "Kittyyyyyyy~!")

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2008-07-26 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Completely related to nothing, one of the secretaries at work has a stuffed Domo-kun on her desk, and when I noticed it for the first time and my first thought was, "Fangs are good."

You, you are bad for my brain. XD

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[info]myeerah
2008-07-04 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I am incoherent with awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
^____^ thanks!

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[info]cephy
2008-07-04 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I went from *sporfle* to *wibble* in about two seconds flat. XD Bravo!

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-05 03:29 am UTC (link)
*wonders if that counts on some land speed record somewhere* ^___^ thank you!

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[info]askerian
2008-07-04 10:56 pm UTC (link)
!!!!!

... T^T ahhhh the cute why. *wibblewibblewibble* ohhh zackaeris. and zackcloud. ngaaaaah.

C-chocobo... barrettes.

SEPHIROTH IN A DRESS. GREATEST. THOUGHT. EVER.

*meltymelty* T___T i love you, you know.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
See, the chocobo barrettes were gifts from Aeris, because they don't have chocobos in Tohru's world, but they do have chocobos in her world -- which is also Sephiroth's. And they also have moogles there, of course, but after sober consideration, Tohru decided the moogle barrettes wouldn't be good for him because the little fluffy red pompon jingles; but the chocobo barrettes don't make noise, they're just fluffy like marabou feathers. So they're obviously MUCH more suitable for someone who has to fight all the time than something with a bell in. So it's all settled! XD

*hugs on long distance*

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[info]yami_no_tenshi
2008-07-04 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Lol! I love the thought of Tohru putting ribbons in Sephiroth's hair. Sooooooooooo entertaining! WIN!

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
^___^ hee! Thank you!

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2008-07-07 04:28 am UTC (link)
...oh my god, you've done it to me again. Excuse me while I go giggle and cry into my pillow at the same time.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-07 04:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry! But Tohru is determined to cheer everyone up No Matter What, so it'll get better?

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[info]raisedbymoogles
2008-07-07 05:30 pm UTC (link)
...No Matter What, indeed. I suppose if anyone can do it, it's Tohru.

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[info]sophonisba
2008-07-08 01:08 am UTC (link)
This story makes me happy like you wouldn't believe.

And Tohru. Yes, of course, Tohru would be exactly what a recovering First Lieutenant of EVOL needs to have around. If we didn't already know who her mother was, I'd think she was Aerith and Belldandy's love child, the way she goes through innocently finding all the sad places and making them better just by being herself.

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-11 11:13 pm UTC (link)
^_____^ glad you liked it! I couldn't get part 3 done in time for the end of the challenge, what with the basement flood from HELL, but on the other hand that means I get allllll the time I want to make part 3 really, truly, astoundingly evil.

'Cause part 3 is Aeris and Tohru and fairytales -- i.e. Aeris teaching Tohru the ins and outs of how fairy godmothers fix the world in a place where all the guys are pretty enough to stick into the dresses that are a staple feature of how fairy godmothers change people's lives for the happily ever after. :DDDDD

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(Anonymous)
2008-07-08 05:30 pm UTC (link)
I can just visualize Cloud and Leon's panicked looks when they hear that Tohru is free. Then they try to bolt for the door in unison, because Cloud told Leon that yes, these psycho women CAN jam you into a dress and no it won't be pretty.
Oh dear gods I love, hear, sell my soul on ebay in exchange for more writing time. *loves on*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-11 11:14 pm UTC (link)
^_____^ thank you! I have vague hopes of taking some actual-vacation time in September, not just gotta-do-emergency-house-repair vacation time...

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[info]wanderingscroll
2008-07-09 01:38 am UTC (link)
*goes to get the tuna once again*

There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING in all the worlds like Tohru.

Seph? Leon? Cloud? Guess What? You're Doomed!

Ain't it great!

*has the sudden mental image of Sora, Riku, and Kairi meeting Tohru and the resulting squee*

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[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-11 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I already knew this was going to be a three part series -- now I'm afraid to find out exactly how many more parts might be lurking out there waiting to pounce on my brain... O_O

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[info]wanderingscroll
2008-07-12 01:22 am UTC (link)
Can't wait for the rest!

*secretly feeds the bunnies*

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So cute
[info]pukjie
2008-07-11 11:56 am UTC (link)
"I already apologized for the cocktail dress, now didn't I. But you can't tell me that your foes wouldn't be stunned immobile for a good ten seconds at the least!"

I died laughing.

Zack is so confused by Huey, Dewey and Louie. ♥

I love how Tohru is so concerned that Sephiroth should be able to fight in his outfit. :D

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Re: So cute
[info]chibirisuchan
2008-07-11 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Well, it's just not practical to go flailing around with all that hair loose -- that's why Tohru wears her headscarf when she's cleaning, so it doesn't tangle in anything.

And obviously she's not familiar with the Special Combat Edition Personal Hairstyling Physics that comes with being a really pretty psychotic supervillain, so being worried about having hair out of place would be quite reasonable if he were anybody else!

And she also thinks it's a crime to have all that gorgeous hair and just let it hang there, when there are all kinds of pretty ribbons and clips, and the less said about the unfortunately unruly antennae-I-mean-bangs he's suffering from, the better, and...

...yeah. ^___~ Glad you liked it!

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[info]pukjie
2008-07-12 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Special Combat Edition Personal Hairstyling Physics
LOL. Indeed.

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Re: So cute
[info]megpie71
2008-07-14 05:00 am UTC (link)
See, my guess would be that Sephiroth managed one successful saving throw vs Unstoppable Cute, by saying he had to be able to fight in whatever it was they came up with. He's lost all the others, but he won that one. Cloud and Leon, by the way, are quite pleased he did - after all, they're next on the hit list, and they're not stupid, either of them.

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[info]youko_rayah
2008-08-14 01:50 pm UTC (link)
He'd expected to be pointed at the giant falling-apart castle looming over the place, because hello, talk about places that looked like they'd suit a crazed megalomaniac suffering from delusions of godhood.

snorfle snerk!
I can now see him (Zack) tilling Maleficent(sp?) that she's a "Stereotypical villain" and to "Get over herself!"

And Leon, and Yuffie -- you haven't met them, but Yuffie's going to adore you, I know she will.

but if you use the Crisis Core story line, he has met Yuffie, and yes they will get into trouble together, but Aeris wouldn't know that...

Cloud made squeaking noises when he couldn't breathe too. It was kind of cute.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Squeeky Cloud!

I think on the whole we're helping -- if only because he has to spend so much time trying to figure Tohru out that there's less space left over for thoughts of conquest and mayhem!

this is sooooooooo true. She confuzeles people so well.

"If she's managed to summon the madman responsible for that... that satin thing, then I intend to bar that door."

aaah yes. our favorite snake! I can see Seph's reaction to one who is so openly flamingly gay!

"I already apologized for the cocktail dress, now didn't I. But you can't tell me that your foes wouldn't be stunned immobile for a good ten seconds at the least!"

and I can now see Hades's face if he ever SEES Seph in the dress...

*dies laughing*

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[info]von_uberwald
2008-09-06 08:21 am UTC (link)
XDD Now I can't help but wonder what would happen if Sephiroth ever met Ayame.

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[info]youko_rayah
2009-02-10 02:30 pm UTC (link)
thought I'd share this, as it's the pic that pops into my head every freaking time I read this

I can easily see Tohru in Tifa's place, Aerith as is, Ayame offering 2-3 different dress choices, Seph in Cloud's place, and Zack die-ing of laughter in the background.

http://tymethia.deviantart.com/art/Cloud-s-Makeover-51860581

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(Anonymous)
2009-03-16 02:11 am UTC (link)
Oh my goodness. This is possibly the most wonderful, insane and perfect series I have ever read. I love it dearly. Really, only Toru COULD fix a mess like those two (three? four? six? hmm....) And I love Toru--I want to grow up to be either her or Sana from Kodocha (even if that would actually be growing down...)
Anyhow, thanks for writing and sharing. I suspect I shall have delightfully fluffy dreams tonight.
--Inarae

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[info]messengercat
2009-07-22 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I just stumbled across this series by accident, and now, an hour later, I am dead from laughter and looking forward to reading more.

My friend may also be slightly dead as I kept reading bits out to her.

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[info]urplesquirrel
2009-11-18 07:26 am UTC (link)
A friend of mine linked me to this series because I was having a down day.

I'm not down anymore. I'm a little bit dead from all the giggling and wibbling and my cheeks hurt from smiling, but I am not down anymore.

Now, when does Tohru meet Sora? Their combined cute might just destroy the worlds.

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