My humble contribution for the AWZ femslash ficathon.

Title: French Cuisine
Author: vitacrudelis
Fandom/characters: Alles Was Zählt, Céline Laffort, weird Food/French vocabulary comparisons (Yes, Food is a character. Shup.), hinted pairing *Céline/Stella* /headdesking forever
Word count:176
Rating: PG-13-ish? I have no effing idea. Rating confuses me.
Warning: It's Céline!fic? Uhm, hinted pairing? *points up* And you might not be able to look at certain food again. IDEK.
Summary: A kiss is like a baiser.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to RTL. Definitely not mine. WHICH IS A GOOD THING. But I'm sure I could come up with better plot than RTL anyway. Not sure about the food.
A/N: My first attempt at fanfic. And probably my last, lol. Oh my, I still don't know how this happened. And it's weird to write a French/German character in English, hence the Sprachensalat. :p Also, totes unbeta'd. All mistakes = mine.


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(OMIGOD. Could one of the mods tag this? I am confused.)

Title: The Blonde Corpse
Characters: Lars PoV, Stella
Rating: M
Summary: Stella is a dud root, and Lars is at his wits end.
Warnings: Stella (as if to ensure that no-one will read this...); Stella hate; mentions of Stella having “sex”; STELLA! Also, death, morbidity.
Author's Notes: I’ve been watching the older vid’s since the new storylines are so shit, and Stella is pissing me off more than ever. Somehow, this emerged.
Word count: 221 words.
Disclaimer: RTL owns AWZ and everything associated with it.

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This was created with love for geekchick1013's birthday.

Title: Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas
Music: Shouldn't have given him a gun for Christmas by Wall of Voodoo
Summary: Marian goes on a mad crime spree after receiving a gun for Christmas . Or did he? Only Deniz Öztürk knows the truth. Will he come clean when he's questioned by Detective Koch?
Warnings: This is intended as crack. It's quite possible I don't know how to vid properly, but I keep doing it anyway. This vid also contains Stella- sorry.

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Hi darlings!

To start us off I'm adding links to all my stories on No Limits but I want to emphasize that retrospective posting is entirely up to you!

And just to say now - almost all of these are filthy so proceed with caution.




And just to gripe: someone reviewed my Chrolli fic (it was for my Sofia) as "Incredibly cute and fluffy"....*twitch*  Thanks *twitch* No, really THANKS because I wasn't actually trying to look at the relationship and the barriers/strengths there-in.  Next time I want to do an alternative ending I'll just go straight for the sudden, unexplained BJ.