I'M SORRY.

Title: While Richard is Away...
Author/Horribly Bad Stick Artist: sdk
Pairing/Characters: Simone Steinkamp/Renate Scholz
Rating: PG? IDK. Non-explicit
Length/Word Count: The ficlet accompanying the really horribly bad stick figure art is around 300 words
Warnings/Content: Hints of D/s, really bad stick figure art, omg why are you even here?
Summary: While Richard is away, Frau Scholz gains additional responsibilities.
Notes: OMG THIS IS ALL ROSE'S FAULT I SWEAR. (I was going to wait and post this when I knew she was around, but maybe this will lure her back. Or scare her away forever. hahaha omg I'M SORRY.) She asked me specifically for bad stick figure art, but I can't remember if she requested this pairing or if it just came from my twisted brain. Probably the latter. The ficlet is unbeta'd and I just whipped it out because I thought the picture might need additional explanation. Also, I haven't watched AWZ for a really long time ok, so I have no idea if Richard and Simone are still together or if he's still lost out on his island or whatever, so just pretend this takes place at a time in canon when it would have made sense. And now my header is longer than the ficlet so I'll stop.
Disclaimer: The following is based on fictional characters I don't own doing fictional things in a fictional world I did not create. No copyright infringement intended.

( While Richard is Away... )

Have some veeeery random ships for the AWZ femslash ficathon.

Preview:


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Title: Spoilers: Episode 1346-1354 (The Very Unlikely Romance Of Katja Bergmann and Isabelle Reichenbach)
Author: aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles was zählt; Katja/Isabelle; hints of: *Franziska/Melanie; Sarah/Melanie; Bergmann sistercest* [highlight to read]
Rating: Gen; NOTHING THAT OFFICIAL AWZ SPOILERPICS WOULD NOT BE OKAY WITH
Spoilers: Through 1355-ish. (If you actually paid attention to official AWZ spoiler pics which I HOPE TO GOD YOU DON'T AND IF YOU DO, GOOD GRIEF, DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!)
Summary: Simone has a brandnew business idea. Katja and Isabelle go along with it, completely ignoring any feelings-you-might-feel.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to RTL, who haven't the first bleeding idea of what to do with them.
A/N: My first *yes I am planning MOAR, just gimme time* contribution to the AWZ femslash ficathon 2011. These are brandnew and totally authentic, not at all made up AWZ spoilers that will happen any moment now *CHIRP*. Don't you dare question my Very Authentic And Not At All Made-Up Official Spoiler Translations. Big thanks to my ever vital beta lilithilien for her essential contributions :D WE OWN SHOW, DON'T YOU KNOW.

Follow the yummy sugary crack. You know you want to!

Title: it’s you (walking ~dramatically~)
Artist: redcouchaddict
Recipient: sdk
Character(s)/Pairing(s): AWZ dramatic walkers
Summary: People in Essen pine as second leads, walk dramatically to avoid feelings they can feel, make calls that always end up in bad news and sometimes, they even stare blankly anticipating while a camera moves around them
Music: It’s You by Super Junior
Warning(s): I’m sorry, I am aware Marian is NOT by any means Heechul. However, the way I see it, show is to blame for not giving Marc a motorcycle. Just sayin’ Also? Random Celine. kekeke
Artist's Notes: Basically, like the title implies, there’s A LOT of dramatic angsting and well...walking.

My lovely Shelly, I hope you enjoy your gift! You weren’t very detailed on your hohohofest wish list, so I just figured you may like Super Junior. I’m really hoping I get it right! I love you! <333333

Thank you to the mods for being kind enough to grant me the extension I dramatically begged for.<3

(This video is a parody (of sorts) of the original Super Junior video, which can be seen here.I figure most people probably would need to see it in order to truly understand why the hofest video looks like it does. I swear - it totally makes sense. lol)


( it’s you (walking ~dramatically~) )