Title: Blow What?
Author: giorgiakerr
Fandom: AWZ/Torchwood crossover
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Celine/Blowfish, Marc Häagen-Dazs/Captain Jack Harkness
Rating: Er… PG? *looks at title* It’s not as dirty as it sounds…
Warnings: Shameless, cracky fanwank.
Length/Word Count: 500. Spot on 500. With no editing. Well that’s oddly convenient.
Summary: Essen had experienced some odd things, but this? This was totally incomprehensible.
Notes: IDEK. For those of you who don’t know Torchwood: Captain Jack, Blowfish. …I can’t believe I actually wrote this. *facepalm of shame*
Disclaimer: I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. I’M NOT EVEN CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS STORY.

( First crossover fic I ever write and it's about Celine... )

Title: Till Death Do Us Part
Author: giorgiakerr
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Celine/zombie!Bulle
Rating: G? PG? I dunno! I’M NOT WRITING ZOMBIE PORN, OKAY?!
Length/Word Count: 455 words.
Summary: There’s something special about Bulle, something she can’t quite place…
Notes: I’M SORRY. IT HAD TO HAPPEN. Y’ALL KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND IT WOULDN’T LEAVE MY BRAIN TILL I WROTE IT AND IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE ON PHILOSOPHY AND ETHICS AND I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS STORY. *breathes* *giggles* Also, I don’t really know anything about RiCe OR CeMax, so this is pretty much all just made up nonsense, as is most of the stuff in my brain. Alsoalso, I honestly didn’t intend to make Celine sound quite so stupid, but, well:

( First crack!fic I ever write and it's about Celine... )

Sorry, I forgot the warnings, labels etc. before. Here they are now.

Title: Don't Panic!
Author: Flatcoatbo
Fandom/Characters: AWZ - Marian Ozturk, Hitchhiker's Guide
Word Count: Around 600 (the exact count is on my computer at home)
Warnings: None except that you'll get a glimpse into my strange mind
Rating: G
Summary: Celine has left Essen and Marian thinks something is fishy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone. Please don't sue me.
A/N: I have no idea where this came from. It mugged me during the night and made me write it. My apologies to Douglas Adams. Also, I think I may have pissed off the punctuation fairy because there are about a million commas, probably all in the wrong places, so be warned. That said, enjoy!


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