The hockey team stands in a semi-circle, facing their newest player. No one quite meets anybody else's eyes.

Ingo has a fixed, manic smile on his lips. "This is awkward."

"No kidding." Deniz looks utterly confused.

"Someone ought to say something," says Andy.

The guys all seem to have compelling reasons why that someone should not be them.

Vanessa rolls her eyes. "Oh, please. Hey Frank!" she yells. The newbie flinches. "You play great, so you're on the team, obviously, but sweetie, do you think we've never seen boobs before?"

"More importantly, why would we mind them?” Florian asks, incredulous.

This exactly how it should have been! Vanessa still in the team, yeah!

Vanessa and Frank.

Oh, I want that so badly.

They would have been he bad-assest of bad-asses on the ice. SO MUCH STEINKAMP SASS.

This would definintely have been the best way of introducing Frank, our manly man.

And Vanessa is still there. Not this 'only one girl at a time' policy. There should be more of the tough Steinkamp girls in the team.