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Tweak says, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay~"

jordie (basich) wrote in newjersey,
@ 2009-03-31 10:52:00

air jordies
don't you just love getting sick, christ knows i do. i'm jordan and today at work after i handed a man his shoes, he grabbed them with the right and the left hand popped up with a koala hand puppet. the puppet thanked me and danced off into the bowling alley world. fucking jesus i love my job. what has happened to you so far today?

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	consentino 2009-03-31 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	it's stories like these that make me wish i was creepy enough to wear a hand puppet (Reply to this) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 01:47 pm UTC (link)
	who says you aren't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consentino 2009-03-31 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	a very fine point. i may just have to go out and buy myself a hand puppet now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	i vote for a person instead of an animal, you could go around introducing him as your best friend and seem even more creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consentino 2009-03-31 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	well seeing as you have everything else worked out, have you decided on the name of my future best friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	i'm thinking youre going a male, so im gonna say dick israeli small. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	consentino 2009-03-31 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	for a minute there i thought that said dick is really small... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	come on, i'm a little bit more creative than simply starting that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lacorte 2009-03-31 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	i'll show you my hand puppet (Reply to this) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	sadly, isn't the first time i heard that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	this is mine lacorte 2009-03-31 09:26 pm UTC (link)
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	melnick 2009-03-31 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	a lady asked me if i spit in her cappuccino (Reply to this) (Thread)

	basich 2009-03-31 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	did you? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alixandre 2009-03-31 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	i made some bangin eggs and worked all day... but not in that order :\| (Reply to this)

	borman 2009-04-02 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	i cleaned and accidentally passed out during various times throughout the day (Reply to this)