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I AM marclovin [03 Mar 2010|10:24pm]

vitullo
caught this chick visiting from out west who made me a burrito so legit i don't think i'll even bring it up with my own mother but this fat yuppie government fuck gave her shit for her pronunciation and it definitely took everything to keep from tearing this guy a new asshole. anything out there that pisses you off, and quick?
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bretty dalle & faceboob [01 Mar 2010|03:18pm]

bretty
hi i'm brett.... and i might as well get this confession out of the way..... i'm canadian. please pretend to be my friend anyway.
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portvogele [01 Mar 2010|03:12pm]

pvogele
hey hey, my name's porter. i'm a textaholic and i eat oeroes like their goin out of style. i guess my question is, if you could change one thing about the opposite sex what would it be and why?
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