Monday
Who: Daniel and JD When: Afternoon Where: Their respective residents What: A text conversation
Daniel McGaven: I have good news. JD Fairfax: what news is that Daniel McGaven: Your favorite person in the universe is in town for a while. JD Fairfax: Channing Tatum? Daniel McGaven: He only wishes he had a fraction of my charm. JD Fairfax: im sure Daniel McGaven: Drink later? JD Fairfax: Of course. What brings you to town Daniel McGaven: I have a few things I need to tend to here. JD Fairfax: ah im sure Daniel McGaven: Your place or mine? JD Fairfax: Well considering mine is nicer Daniel McGaven: Hardly. JD Fairfax: please you know it is Daniel McGaven: If your taste runs along the lines of the mundane, sure. JD Fairfax: Such a snob. I redid the place since you've been gone Daniel McGaven: Did you finally get rid of that hideous carpet? And those god awful countertops? And that strange old man whose always hanging out in there, drinking and calling me Danny? JD Fairfax: Yes, Yes and don't insult the help like that Daniel McGaven: Will the spawn be there? JD Fairfax: No she's off shopping with her mother or something Daniel McGaven: Good. JD Fairfax: She will be heartbroken that she missed you Daniel McGaven: I'll bring a gift. She'll get over it. JD Fairfax: yes that does usually help JD Fairfax: Oh by the way, they got the Klein child here finally. It sent my girl into a huge sulk. Daniel McGaven: Disappointed that she wasn't called? JD Fairfax: Yes she was, I've explained a million times that the Kleins are the highest family but she still hoped Daniel McGaven: She'll get over it. Daniel McGaven: I'll bring dinner. What time should I come? JD Fairfax: whenever you want, Im working on paperwork Daniel McGaven: Always. Such a hardworking man. JD Fairfax: Mmm yes, well I do like the money so work is necessary Daniel McGaven: I'll come around 7. That should give you adequate time. JD Fairfax: sounds perfect Daniel McGaven: And I need a nap and a shower. Long flight. JD Fairfax: yes I wouldn't want you to show up all revolting Daniel McGaven: I'm never revolting. JD Fairfax: sure Daniel McGaven: I could bottle my bathwater and sell it as a cologne. JD Fairfax: That...is rather disgusting Daniel McGaven: Please. We both know you'd be first in line to buy some. JD Fairfax: Why would i want to smell like you Daniel McGaven: You know why. JD Fairfax: And you love it Daniel McGaven: Of course I do. JD Fairfax: Sometimes I swear I should curse you Daniel McGaven: You wouldn't. Daniel McGaven: You like me too much. JD Fairfax: Depends on the curse Daniel McGaven: You're a bit scary sometimes. JD Fairfax: Makes me very effective Daniel McGaven: I'm sure it does. JD Fairfax: But I do love you too much to do that to you. Daniel McGaven: I know you do. JD Fairfax: but you are about the only one Daniel McGaven: I do too. JD Fairfax: I know Daniel McGaven: I'm getting sleepy now. Gonna put the phone down. See you at 7. JD Fairfax: see you then JD Fairfax: wait i forgot to ask, did you bring your son? Daniel McGaven: Yes. But he won't be coming with me tonight. JD Fairfax: alright just checking Daniel McGaven: You'll get to see him soon. JD Fairfax: thinking more of my girl, she loves him so Daniel McGaven: We'll talk more later. JD Fairfax: later Daniel McGaven: *sends a picture message*
https://66.media.tumblr.com/b9f165678b39e3565886a4dba5dfc953/tumblr_njz40gvkKk1s3be9bo1_500.jpg JD Fairfax: What the fuck man Daniel McGaven: Told you my place is nicer. =) JD Fairfax: you really expect me to pay attention to anything else Daniel McGaven: Nope. JD Fairfax: asshole Daniel McGaven: Have fun with that paperwork. JD Fairfax: yeah...sure JD Fairfax: you do realize that makes me hate you a little bit Daniel McGaven: Yes, but you could never really hate me. JD Fairfax: keep pushing me, its not exactly healthy for our friendship Daniel McGaven: I can't help myself. I've always enjoyed pushing boundaries. JD Fairfax: sometimes I think your cruel streak is larger than our friendship Daniel McGaven: If it were, I wouldn't have kept the sheet on. JD Fairfax: you're still a dick. go to sleep. Daniel McGaven: I'm trying, but someone keeps blowing up my phone. JD Fairfax: yeah well you're good now, no one will bother you Daniel McGaven: I'm sorry. I missed you and wanted your attention. JD Fairfax: It's odd how much you crave my attention you know Daniel McGaven: I have a big ego. It needs frequent stroking. JD Fairfax: I am aware Daniel McGaven: I won't come over tonight if you're angry with me. JD Fairfax: Just let me calm down and how about you calm down your need to make my dick hard and useless for this evening okay Daniel McGaven: I'll bring you a hooker. JD Fairfax: I don't want a hooker Daniel McGaven: I know. I'm sorry. I'll calm it down. JD Fairfax: Thank you Daniel McGaven: I love you. Still love me? JD Fairfax: Forever Daniel McGaven: Promise. JD Fairfax: Promise Daniel McGaven: So I can still come over? JD Fairfax: yes Daniel McGaven: Okay. See you at 7. I'm really going to take a nap now. JD Fairfax: ok