"I have so many ideas!" Aphrodite exclaimed, leaning in. "But the sticking point for me is the mechanics of the internet. I am not nearly computer savvy enough to build a website, which is what a dating agency in this day and age will require. That is where you come on, darling one."
He wasn't a bad boy. Clingy, and silly at times, but he was the embodiment of infatuation and love, and as such he was definitely his mother's son.
"I would require an interview, with each potential member," she went on, half to him and half to herself. "I know only too well what kind of lowlifes and reprobates frequent internet dating sites, where they think the anonymity of the internet will protect them. Any person who is unwilling to meet with the goddess of love, in order to find love, will not be permitted to join our service. Agreed?"