"Calm. Your. Tits," Charon said, in the same clipped, pissy tone. "She and I have been friends for about as long as you've been messing with people's lives. I am working on it. I'll go to the bathroom and pretend to vomit, or something. 15 minutes tops. Please don't come out naked and wielding a knife, alright? I'll make it worth your while."