Zoe (history_repeats) wrote in nevermore_logs, @ 2016-02-18 21:51:00 |
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Entry tags: | greed, zoe hansen |
WHO: Zoe & Greed
WHEN: January 10 [Backdated]
WHERE: Bookstore
WHAT: Surprise, Glutt's in town!
WARNING: None
Note: The log reads backwards
She nodded, "I can run in and plant it and just hope your sister doesn't catch me.. that way they won't sense you. But I'm guessing he'll be able to sniff it out." she grinned, "For him or for you?" when he asked about eclairs but she gladly took his kiss, glad that she found a way from getting into his sister's hands.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 5:31 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Like breadcrumbs leading him to me? Throw in some eclairs?" He wiggled his brow excited that his girlfriend had just hatched a scheming plan and it was perfect. He squeezed her with a kiss.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She made an ew face when he said sex but thought it was sweet that he thought she was really good at it and then grinned when he said food. "Bingo. I was thinking I could make a batch of your favorite brownies... extra frosting and sprinkles. And I don't know.. maybe like leave one piece at the doorstep and then another one a few feet away or something, a trail away from the apartment.." she walked her fingers in the air and said, "Till you can get him alone." she frowned, "Is it a bit too looney tunes?" it was where she got the idea from.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 5:13 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Sex?" He looked horrified, but then the lightbulb went off. "Food?" She was gonna make food? He got giddy again dancing in place. She was gonna do this for him.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She kept his eyes focused on hers and said in a low tone, "What am I really really good at..?" and she raised her brows to see if he knew the answer in relation to his brother.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 4:38 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Greed was surprised. Zoe with a heist of a plan? He was all ears. "What?" His mouth was nearly hanging open. She was scheming for him and fuck he loved her for it.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe had no idea but she was not willing to lose Greed. God, she knew she was too happy and something would come along to ruin it. She pointed to his phone with the photo, "Okay, see that red couch in the background? I recognize that from Lust's apartment from when you used to live there. I remember that building.." they couldn't break Glutt out or anything and then Zoe got an insane idea. She looked at Greed and said, "Okay.. this might be a little crazy... but I think I might have a plan."
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 3:52 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"How? All I know of Glutt is that he's with her." Unless he called her and bypassed talking to her by asking for Glutt. In Greed's weird way he was nervous. He was the one brother he wanted on his side. The one he'd told himself for a long time would be his puppet.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe put her hands on Greed's cheeks and made him look in her eyes, "Okay, here's what we're gonna do," and she said we cause they were a team, "Instead of going to her because she's saying it, you're going to ask your brother to come see you, okay? Away from her. So she can't use him to bring you to her."
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 1:24 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Or maybe she's using him against me. Maybe she's using him as bait to get to me." And as quickly as that, Greed was spiraling himself into a world of deception, thinking the worst already.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe shook her head, "You don't know that. Maybe she... kidnapped him from wherever he was. Maybe she found him." she grabbed the back of his shirt and tugged on it, "You don't know anything okay. All you know is your brother is here and he wants to see you."
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 12:52 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"He went to her first..." He seemed put off on the idea. If he went over there it would be two against one. Who knows what lies Lust had already told Glutt. Or what lies Greed was already telling himself as to why Glutt would go there first. Lust liked to destroy Greed from the inside out.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
And just like that, all their afternoon plans just shattered around them. She let out a breath and said, "You should go see your brother." she didn't want Greed to go, him being near Lust was always a chance she'd lose him but she knew that Gluttony meant a lot to Greed and she would never keep him from his family.. no matter how crazy they were.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 12:07 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
He looked at Zoe with a face that didn't know what to do. Of course Lust would use his brother to toy with him. More than that, Glutt sought out Lust first. That means he wasn't on the agenda before her.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe's eyes widened, she knew how much Greed missed his brother and she moved to look at the picture. Ugh, Lust. But sure enough there was an impish butterball peeping from the corner. The phone buzzed again You coming or what? chances were it wasn't a sit down family reunion either.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 11:18 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"It's my brother---" he looked like he was still stunned. "It's Gluttony." He seemed nervous and excited at the same time. He had to wrangle Glutt in on his side before Lust took him over.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe looked at him in concern, "What's the matter? What'd she send?" her arms still around him and maybe grabbing on to him a little bit.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 11:02 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
When Greed looked at the picture he'd looked like he'd seen a ghost. "No fucking way---" it wasn't Lust that had captured his attention, but the pig in the corner. Their other half. What made the Excesses complete. He hadn't seen Glutt in so long.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She didn't look happy as he talked about his armor, she just sighed. But Zoe lit up with a smile and kissed the side of his mouth as he asked if he could draw her. "Of course!" and she hugged him, happy that they'd get a nice afternoon together. Greed's phone buzzed again and this time it was a picture, Lust had a big ass toothy smile on her face looking like a million dollars... well a little kid with a million dollars who just bought a candy store. But at the bottom of the picture was half a round greasy head with long hair and two eyes surrounded by pudge, that was all that showed.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 9:56 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Because when it comes to Lust if I don't wear armor I get my balls ripped off." He ticked his head to the side. "I like going prepared." Not that he was saying he was going anywhere. He'd told Zoe Lust had to pay. "Can I draw you in the park?" Maybe that would reel her back from being so insanely jealous and worried. But Then Lust kept trying to reel him in.
I want a lot of things. You'll have to be more specific.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She reluctantly let him pull her to him, closing her eyes as she burrowed into his chest, "I just feel like you're going to get some text or call from her and go running off to battle or whatever. I don't like that you have to wear armor all the time. It's sunday, we don't have work, we just get to spend some time together.. why don't we go to the apartment, pick up Sammy, go for a walk with him, get a nice late lunch?" she asked looked up at him with her bambi eyes, "We can take your new drawing pad to the park and you can sketch some squirrels?" but his phone buzzed again. It's not hookers. I'll give you a hint. It's something you really really want
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 9:30 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
He cursed at his phone ready to slam it into the wall. It had just made another ripple in their mending relationship. It was always mending because he always fucked up. I don't want your hookers. "Zoe," he tried to pull her into him. "I'm just prepping myself for whatever fire she's ready to throw." God help him he wanted to know what the hell she had waiting behind a curtain.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 12:21 PM Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe turned to him, "No I don't see you running off but it SCARES me that you WILL. I get it, I get that your war with her will never be over but you have no idea how terrified it makes me when you talk to her because I feel like you're going to be running out that door and leaving me." her fear was in her eyes and she didn't know how to make it go away. While Lust was enjoying Greed's attention Not till you're nice to me. It's a good surprise too. It's bouncing all over the place waiting for you.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 9:18 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com>wrote:
Greed couldn't help being interested in what the hell Lust was talking about. He quizzically looked at the text. Just fucking say it already. He didn't have a clue what she was talking about. What if she'd set his stuff on fire? What if she'd found the Madison house or set Zoe's stuff on fire? He didn't know and he'd rather be prepared going into battle later than not know what she had on the other side. "Do you see me running off? I fucking pulled a fast one on New Years." He knew that wouldn't leave them unscathed, even if he didn't have to hide Zoe anymore.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 12:13 PM Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe didn't bother to even hide it but she didn't look at him, "Because I feel like I have to prepare myself for you running off to her. Just in case." she was doing it to protect herself, it hurt too much when he'd drop her for Lust and his battles. Dropping her for a shiny object happened often enough like at the Christmas Party. but this? This was something that she couldnt be okay with. His phone buzzed again with I know, I'm so good. Do you want your surprise or not? Here's a hint: I was surprised too.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 9:10 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com>wrote:
Zoe seemed to always turn off the moment Lust came into a conversation or on his phone. He did respond to her but it was with Your surprises usually leave me catatonic. He knew she was angry at him to begin with, he had no idea what she planned to do now, but he'd hit it full force. When he noticed that Zoe had pulled away his happy moment had faded. "Why do you always turn away from me the moment she calls or something?" He was bristled now because of it. Her attitude towards him reflected and he wasn't sure how to go about that.
On Wed, Jan 20, 2016 at 12:05 PM Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe stared intently at some dog toys without seeing them. She didn't want to watch Greed answer Lust, she was still sore from the entire sex club debacle. Lust's text read I have a surprise for you. followed by It's not a knife to your face which you deserve.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 10:47 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Greed couldn't help his curiosity when Lust continued her reach out. He wasn't going to answer, but he wondered what she had to say that wasn't a threat with a red hot poker.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe's lips turned cold as she heard the piercing sound and tension flooded her body but she didn't say anything, just ended the kiss and dropped her hands from his face. The phone this time buzzed with a text message which just made Zoe bristle, Lust would not be ignored and she demanded Greed respond to her.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 10:40 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
The moment would have been sweet had it not been interrupted by the death march on his phone. Only Lust could try to intercept at the worst possible time. And when he didn't answer he knew that wasn't the end of it. He had after all stood her up on New Years.
On Wednesday, January 20, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She grinned at his nip and put her hands on his cheeks, "You DO have some naughty things on there.." she said pointedly. She might have seen more than a peek of his pinterest. She smiled brightly when he said he'd make the box for their dog and she gave her big handyman boyfriend an even bigger smooch.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 9:33 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"You devious minx." He nipped her nose softly. "I could have had some naughty things on there." He bit in his bottom lip. "I'll make Sammy a box."
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"Didn't expect me to ask you to make a dog toy box?" okay true, a dog toy box was random. She gave him the most innocent look she could, "What? No.... just a little. You brought your laptop to bed last night and I was looking at your pinterest while you were showering this morning." wrinkling her nose with a little guilt.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 8:31 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"I want to make it, I just didn't expect it." He gave her a squinted look. "Have you been looking at my computer again?" He had too many things saved on there for diy crafts. He'd become something of a guru in it, a hidden talent just like the hidden face he never had know he had until her. She encouraged all things, because using all these talents were what made him up. He'd had to pretend for a long time, now it was time to actually enjoy it.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"You don't have to...." she put her hands on his wrists and ran them slowly up his arms and said, "Just.. It would be nice to watch you work in our dining room/workshop... can buy a small wooden box and fix it up... or maybe pieces of wood we can glue together?" so she might have perused his pinterest account a bit whenever he brought the laptop to the bed or sofa.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 7:53 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"That was a dresser already made. I draw and paint, not working with cutting wood..." But Zoe had different ideas and he wanted to endulge her.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"Well it'd be for Sammy. I wanted a pretty wooden box that's low enough to the ground that he can nose around in it but big enough for all his toys." she made measurements with her hands. "But all of these are ugly plastic ones and you refurbished my dresser into such a beautiful thing..."
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 7:38 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"You want me to make you something?" He looked at all the boxes. "What are you looking for?" She managed to dig into his creative side when he wasn't expecting it. She really believed in his abilities and it made him beam with pride knowing he could accomplish something that someone else needed.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"No he's not.. but he is GETTING a little tubby.." she shook her head, "You get whatever you want for your tank, pirate ship, sexy mermaids.. just keep in mind that Dante and his new friends need space to move around." her eyes lit up as she said, "And if you're up for it.. I got a project idea for you. All these boxes for dog toys are really bad. So I was thinking maybe you could make Sammy a toybox?"
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 2:43 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"He's not tubby..." Maybe just a little bit. He might could just pay Digger to be a dog walker on days Greed worked late. He pondered the choices and nodded. "That means no pirate ship?" He wasn't thinking about what was already IN the tank and that f he wanted more stuff he'd have to take something out.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe looked up from the plastic box, not happy with the selection. She turned to Greed and her mouth dropped open. Good lord.... she pondered on how to approach this and said, "Okay remember what I said about the fishies needing space to swim...?" she looked at the treats that Sammy would gobble up and said, "And if you're gonna get all that for Sammy then I'm gonna insist you take him for a run every week cause he's getting a little tubby... maybe Digger can go with you guys, he keeps wanting to be healthy and he can use Sammy to flirt with girls."
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 1:27 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Greed found a really awesome pirate ship and he was fondling it while Zoe went hunting for other things. The tank was going to end up looking like a junk yard by the time he had thrown in a skull (to match the baby one he had already) and the zombie figures he found. Dante and the little newbs were going to have very little swimming space.
When he caught up to Zoe he already had way too much (as well as new toys for Sammy) and treats that were only making the pup fat.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe was trying to gesture to the clerk to NOT show them the ornaments but it was too late. She sighed and rested her head on Greed's shoulder as he picked up more stuff for the tank. "Get whatever you want just remember.. there should be enough space for the fishies and snail to move around." cause she had a feeling he was just gonna cram the tank with as much junk as was in his apartment. She moved to another aisle while he was busy to look at little toy boxes for Sammy.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 12:50 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Snail?" And the employee ushered them over towards another tank with all kinds of pretty snails, some that were golden (Greeds favorite). The clerk let Zoe know that snails were pretty hearty, they didn't need as much feed as the other fish and could live off the algae and waste of the other fish. He also showed them some more aquarium ornaments, and Greed instantly saw more that he wanted.
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe looked at Greed, "You want a snail to keep Dante and the newbie company too?" she didn't know a ton about fish and bottom feeders but whatever the clerk suggested. She paused and frowned at the clerk, "Wait, do you have to feed it?"
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 10:54 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
It helped him feel a little better. At that point the clerk had bagged their fish and handed it to Zoe. "Anything else? If you have a ten gallon tank you might want some bottom feeders, maybe even a snail?"
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She squeezed him and said, "How about if I promise to not drink any alcohol with her? And if she tries to make me, I'll lock myself in the bathroom and call you and I won't come out till you come get me." she doubted it'd get that extreme but she knew Greed's brain worked in extremes.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 10:42 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
It had been a lesson for Greed as well. He had discarded her and left her with his human skin. He was just now starting to settle in being more like the Greed that fell for her, even if that had happened so long ago. He got sad just thinking about it, hugging her tight. "She might try to get you drunk again and then God knows..."
On Tuesday, January 19, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"Trying doesn't mean she will." at the mention of Derek, she snuggled back into his chest, as if the guy was skulking around. That experience had been terrifying and she said, "He was a psycho, that was different. And he had already dated me before, so.... I'm pretty sure Morgan is not gonna kidnap me and chop my hair off."
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 9:23 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"I think she's going to try to convince you." He could feel it so strongly. The girl was nice, but she was also bold. There were plenty of people that had wanted her in the past. "Don't you remember the whole Derrek situation?" It could turn ugly. Just being around him with his defenses up could pull out a lot from the depths of someone's desires. He might not be pumping influence on purpose on a daily basis, but enough of it could bring out something else out of Morgan.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 12:09 PM Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"If you pee in front of my door, she might move out." she held up a hand, "Uh, I rather you not." she didn't say no but she was pretty sure Greed would think seriously about doing it. "I'm confident she got the message when I said 'This is my BOYFRIEND and I want to be with him.' Do you really think she's going to seduce me away from you?"
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 9:06 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"If I pee in front of your bedroom door it might send out the message." He was worried because the girl liked Zoe, and more than just wanting to be friends. He wondered when the conversation was going to actually come up for her on if she'd been with other girls. Morgan was a go getter and that was a problem for Greed. BUT if Zoe wasn't around that could also send the message.
On Tue, Jan 19, 2016 at 1:40 AM Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She smiled when he pulled her against him, snuggling into him and grossing everyone out with how in love they were. "When are you not with me anymore that I need to remind you?" she nodded, "I'd love to come over more but for some reason you seem hell bent on being at my place. I think you're one step away from peeing on me so Morgan doesn't come near me. And you don't have to ya know, I'm a big girl, I can fend for myself."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 10:34 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"You want to call me every night I'm not there to remind me?" He pulled her snug against his chest, "Or maybe you come over to my place more often." As long as she was out of Morgan's eyeliner she wasn't able to ogle.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She bugged her eyes out at him, "Okay! You can feed them, I'm just saying I'm not spending as much time at your place and neither are you..." she rubbed his lower back and then her hand slipped down to pinch his butt when the clerk wasn't looking, "Not that I mind you're over so often."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 8:31 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Yes I'm gonna feed them. " He put his hands on his hips while she lectured him about being responsible. "I can feed them!" But she most likely would need to remind him and walk him through it.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe poked Greed in the side, "Are you gonna feed them more than never? Cause you're spending a lot more time at my place ever since you found out Morgan was a lesbian..." they spent most nights together but they did take a night or two off during the week but lately it felt like they were doing more and mroe sleepovers at her place and Greed was marking his territory.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 7:26 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
The guy reminded them both that they couldn't get another betta. Greed would wake up to a massacre, so he pointed out some guppies and tried to see what They thought of them. Greed of course was drawn to the prettiest, colorful fancy guppy.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe luckily remembered the type of fish she got Greed so could fill the clerk in. She pointed at one that looked like a girly one and made a fish face at it.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 6:17 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Greed had his face glued to the thos trying to find the prettiest fish. Everything that he pointed out though the clerk tried to ask what size rank and what kind of fish he had. He had some rules he needed to follow as far as compatibility. He couldn't just throw anything in the tank.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe was careful with her words as she said, "I'm saying that I keep tripping over them and it'd be nice to have one place where we could put all of them so he could take out what he wanted to play with and leave the rest in the box." She squeezed his hand, "And if we're getting a friend for Dante, I think... maybe we can work on you remembering to feed them a bit more often than... never." since the fish was alive because Zoe was over often enough to feed the fish.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 5:53 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Are you saying he has too many?" Greed practically gave him one every time he came over. Ultimately, he'd end up with an armful by the time they left. The fish tank had dozens of ornaments inside, said Dante was as equally spoiled, aside from the fact that Greed failed to feed either of them.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe didn't know why she was surprised when Greed got a giant tank for the tiny betta, she had thought it would be fun for him to have a pet so he wouldn't get lonely but he spoiled Sammy rotten, she didn't know why she thought he wouldn't do the same with the fish. The bell rang as they walked into the pet store and she squeezed his hand, "We need to get a toybox for all of Sammy's toys, I keep stepping on them cause he throws them everywhere.."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 5:43 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Greed had a ten gallon tank in a vintage table. He didn't see giving such a gorgeous fish a tiny space to swim so he'd gone a bit overboard. But now Dante was so lonely looking. He wanted to get him a playmate. He smiled wildly and took her hand.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Not too long ago, Greed would be noticing and primping for any girl that was staring at him, even if Zoe was right there so she took some pride in the fact that he seemed to only have eyes for her. "I promise. Provided you don't like the book. Which I think you will." she held her hand out to him, "Oh, I saw a pet store down the street, you wanna stop by and see if they have a friend for Dante like you wanted?"
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 5:33 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"That's a promise?" He growled and nipped the air. That was the book in his back pocket. She had definitely started to expand his book collection these days. It was vast to begin with, but now there were books on his shelf he'd actually read.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"We'll just have to read it and find out. And I tell you what, if you don't like it, I promise you can read out loud the trashiest sex scene out of that Sins of the Flesh book you bought..." she picked up their bag and looked at the teen that was drooling at him and then grinned and whispered in his ear, "....and we can act it out."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 5:17 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"With a demon? How's it gothic?" He didn't even notice the girl at the counter who was just checking the books and staring at him with wide eyes. She was probably no older than nineteen and money-eyed at the gorgeous guy.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She put the book down with thier other ones, not saying anything about the one he was shoplifting (yes she noticed). "She does the best thing." she kissed his cheek, "She falls in love."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 5:02 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"What does she do?" He got dragged to the counter throwing down his zombies and a few of the trash novels he'd stuffed under his arm. He'd also somehow stuffed one in his back pocket that he'd conviently not added to their pile.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She gave a big smile, "It's a gothic tale about this girl... and there's no sex scenes but it's really cool and I think you'll like it. Come on! It'll be fun. It's a classic and if you find it boring we don't have to read the whole thing. I've never read it in full but I know about it. We can read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies first even." she waved the book at him.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 4:35 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
He made a disgusted face. "I don't want dicks falling off..." Maybe he hadn't really thought this through at all. "Maybe I need to do some more drafting." He pointed at her book which had a less interesting cover. "What's that?"
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"Zombies are decaying and gross... why would you want to see them having sex? Have you even thought this all the way through? That you'd have to see a moldy falling apart ding dong?" she looked over at what he grabbed and said, "I've heard of this, they're turning it into a movie too I think." she held up the book she picked, Jane Eyre and showed it to him, "If we get that, can we also get this?"
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 3:10 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Zoe, you're killing my dream here. Don't you want to see some zombie sex, I mean come on." He was serious in the most disturbing of ways. He let her pull him towards a different aisle as he tried to find something appealing. He saw the cover of Pride and Prejudice and zombies and he grabbed it with a giddy bounce. He knew his classics yes, but he'd never read Victorian lit quite like this. "It says Zombies!"
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She gave him a look, "The scariest part is I don't think you're even joking. For the record, I like your sexy art and doodles much more. That is sexier than zombie trash. I mean.. how would that even work? Wouldn't they just be trying to eat each other in the not fun way?" she picked up the books he picked out and said, "Can we find another one to read together? That doesn't have quivering dancing sexual organs on every other page? You liked The Princess Bride, didn't you?"
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 2:57 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"What? I think it's quite clever. I think I should write my own trash novel." He quirked that thick, bushy brow. "I could get really into the descriptions. Zombie trash sex books. I think I have a market."
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She grinned and nodded, "I want it to do a waltz and maybe a samba." she blushed scarlet and buried her face in his chest as he started yelling about quivering vaginas. "Ohmygod you're the worst..." and she smacked him a couple more times.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 2:50 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"You want it to do a dance while we're at it?" he hugged her close, noses touching, "what about you? Why aren't you literally quivering for me? I mean, that's all I ask is for some quivering vagina action here!" He elevated his voice so more people looked at them.
On Jan 18, 2016 4:41 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She had the most ewwww face as he exaggerated his words, "You know what I might but I probably will not." she smacked his chest lightly, "That's it, I am dumping you because you don't throb in anticipation and according to these books I am not truly loved unless your downstairs is literally knocking."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 1:38 PM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com>wrote:
"Thats the point. Its all in the motion. Believe it or not when it gets down to all the slimy throooobing penetration," he repeated a line from his earlier narration, "its quite detailed. You never know.. you might like it." He wiggled his brows.
On Jan 18, 2016 4:31 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She made a face, "Eww.... is the point to turn me off completely? Cause you can show it but I'm pretty sure all you'll have to cuddle is Sammy." she stuck her tongue out at him, "All those girls have super squeaky voices and ginormous boobs and butts and it's not sexy. At all."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 1:28 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"So that means I'm showing you some hentai tonight for movie night?" He was going to tease her for being a little shit.
On Jan 18, 2016 3:01 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She laughed and said, "You're lucky you're kinda adorable, Avaritia..." and she gave him a squeeze. He was so nuts and hurt her as much as he loved her. She was wearing boots so was a bit taller and could give him a small adoring kiss.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 11:54 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Because I like tentacle porn and trashy romance novels." He smiled giving her a peck on the lips.
On Jan 18, 2016 2:42 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She groaned and put her arms around his middle, "Why am I dating you again...?" she made a face like she wasn't sure and looked up at him.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 11:13 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
He smiled mischievously. "Don't you want to watch some of my anime porn now?" If she wouldn't let him read it, at least he could show it.
On Jan 18, 2016 2:03 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She made a face and then wrinkled her nose as he mentioned sea monsters. She tugged on his jacket to bring him closer to her, "You mention tentacles..." she said while nuzzling his nose, "And I am so outta here..."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 11:01 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Do you want me to read another one? Let me see what I can find. Vampire demon sex is always interesting." He grabbed for another book. "Maybe sea monsters?"
On Jan 18, 2016 1:31 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She grinned and said cutely, "The care bears part......?" she knew she'd pay for this but quiet honestly when your boyfriend was a big teddybear who loved you, his punishments were kinda fun.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 10:27 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"Lies..." he hissed through her hand as he closed the book. "What part of hell do you think I come from?" He hissed at her again as she spouted nonsense.
On Jan 18, 2016 12:52 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe's face was a tomato as people looked over and she tried to cover Greed's mouth but he wouldn't let her. "Oooo okay you asked for it." she then said in a low voice to him, "How about if I make an announcement that my big badass boyfriend is actually the sweetest, nicest, kindest, CHARITABLE, most PATIENT, person. ever." she knew those words were huge insults to him and she raised her brows.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 9:48 AM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"She wasn't quite sure what to do as he gripped her with each thrust and moan...." he continued reading not once breaking his solid narrative. "She ached for more with muffled cries of desire---" he was completely ignoring her threat, making people in the store turn more than once as he continued.
On Jan 18, 2016 12:37 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
Zoe turned bright red and put her hands on his face, trying to get him to shut up but that was impossible. "Only you would know if you do and if you keep reading this out so loudly, I'm gonna.... I'm gonna do something." it was hard cause very little embarrassed Greed.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 9:34 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"His manhood throbbed with anticipation as Serenity let her chemise drop to the floor. She glowed with wanton desire..." he put on his best narration voice as he flipped to the next page with a snort. "She trembled as he pentrated her womanhood..." this stuff was so awful he loved it. "I dunno do I throb with anticipation?" These writers sounded like a bad porno.
On Jan 18, 2016 12:13 PM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"You should get Digger a bunch of your favorite romances as a gift. Then you guys can discuss them like a bookclub." she only wanted that to happen because she was sure it'd make Digger SO uncomfortable and it'd be hilarious. She peeked at the pages and the few words her eyeballs roved over made her blush and hide her face in his arm. When he started to narrate, she pulled on his arm to distract him and said, "Have I ever told you how amazing I find it that you aren't embarrassed by anything? Except for your love for me." but she grinned as she said it, not minding the fact. She knew he was still torn between wanting everyone to see him as the badass playboy sin and the cuddly boyfriend who liked eating takeout and snuggling with his baby seal girlfriend while watching a romcom.
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 9:07 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"They're missing out." He put one down to grab another and zone in to the middle. "Writers in the past write too damn wordy. Good shit, just makes me think they fluffed up shit to make it longer and get more money. Charles Dickens, shit...boring asshole." Greed cackled madly, "this is a good one," and he leaned it toward her so she could see the steamy sex scene. It was ridiculous, but he loved reading it. He proceeded to out loud.
On Jan 18, 2016 11:55 AM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
"Mmmm most of them don't that I know of." she browsed some of the trashy paranormal titles and said, "You like the other parts too and hell whatever gets you to read without taking a century." she liked that he was now enjoying reading since he discovered not every book was dense. She put an arm around his middle when he talked about happy endings, "That is the one thing nearly all the romances do have." she held up the one in her hand, "This one is about a lady who owns an inn and this handsome rogue comes to buy it and bulldoze it but plot twist, they fall in love."
On Mon, Jan 18, 2016 at 6:29 AM, Lauren Christensen <prettykozi@gmail.com>wrote:
"Guys dont dig this stuff?" It eas the only books that actually kept him busy and didn't take decades to get through. "I like the sex parts," he said thumbing through one of the novels. "And the happy endings..." which in reality was the real reason. Greed liked seeing he wasn't the only fuck up and still got the girl. The really trashy sex scenes were just a bonus.
On Jan 18, 2016 1:54 AM, "Lucky L." <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She kissed his fat pout and said, "This is a rad Victorian gothic romance novel I was checking out...." she grinned with a roll of her eyes, "You know, I really shouldn't be surprised that you love trashy romance as much as you do trashy romcom's... seriously, is it my fault for hooking you with that demon lover book I brought on our vacation that one time?" she took his hand and led him to the romance section which had angels, vampires, and other shirtless hunks with gorgeous girls in their arms.
On Sun, Jan 17, 2016 at 10:51 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
"No, not this time. I was a little disappointed." He gave her a fat bottom lipped frown. But he was almost immediately into the book in her hand. "Oooh, what's this?" And he suddenly looked down the aisle she was in. "Where are the romances?" He was as into trash novels as he was cheesy rom coms.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
She jumped with an ack! that turned into a squeal as she realized quickly it was her nutball boyfriend, a big smile on her face when she finally had her feet back on the ground, "Anyone throw holy water on you this time?" she teasingly asked him (even tho it had happened before).
On Sun, Jan 17, 2016 at 10:43 PM, Lauren Christensen<prettykozi@gmail.com> wrote:
Church was always the solidification that they had to get back to the city. It was always the worst drive home because he'd stay for another week if he could. He found her looking down a row of books and he snuck up behind her twirling her in a circle before putting her back down.
On Monday, January 18, 2016, Lucky L. <neverluckymore@gmail.com> wrote:
After a weekend in Madison, Greed and Zoe were driving back to the city but Zoe wanted to drop by a bookstore she'd seen so Greed dropped her off there so she could browse while he went to giggle at the sermon. She had on a leather jacket and her scarf he'd gotten her with a beautiful bracelet as she browsed the books, wanting to add to their small collection at the house, something new they could read together maybe.