Charlotte shrugged and she went to lean against the counter. "I dunno. I was watching old episodes of Buffy and it was an episode where some dude comes back from Buffy's old life and he has cancer and he just kept talking about dying young so instead he wanted to be a vampire so he could be young forever and I guess I got kind of pissed off there's not like- a way I could do that. I totally get what he was saying. I low key want a vampire to bite the fuck out of me. And not just because that'd be super hot."