"That's pretty much how I'd feel about my father, if he ever decided to take an interest," Roxanna said. "But yeah, everyone's been great about making me feel welcome. I've become well-acquainted with their couch, it loves when I nap on it."
"Which is fair," Jamie said. "I'm not exactly staring at those pictures and cackling with glee, but I'm not texting anyone and going, 'Let's call this off before it gets insane'. Maybe it'll get him to back the fuck off."