"And luckily, I have no problems bribing you," Jesse said cheerfully. "So it all works out."
"Cross my heart," he promised, drawing an actual X over his heart. "Though hopefully I'll fall asleep at some point."
"Oh no, that'd be such a hardship," Jesse deadpanned. "It's a longass drive, JJ, we're not gonna make you stay awake all that time. I'll look for a hotel at a decent halfway point, wherever that happens to be."