You loser! (thankyou now I can be a loser too)
"That could be an interesting experiment," Annabel nodded, "and there are a few people I think would benefit from being thrown into an active volcano." She gave him a sly grin.
"To become a volcanologist," she began, "one must tell everyone they know that they hate all things school related, until they get to the age of thirty when they'll suddenly realise the only thing they truly want in life is to study crazy geology, and it's preferable if this realisation comes only after they've moved away from an island famed for its volcanoes. Or, at least, that's how I did it. It's possible I've gone about it in a terrible fashion."