"No, not Christian!" Joss promised. He was a little taken aback to hear this man was the spirit of death, but death wasn't something he could experience. "And I would never hurt William! Like he said, I'm dating his daughter Maddy. And his grandson, Jamie, is my nephew. He's family."
He stood then and extended his hand, "I'm the god of a subgenre. Nerd to be exact."