It was only a thousand years of practice that kept Satan from bursting out laughing. Of course. Who else but one of her brothers could have found themselves with a random mail order bride? That it was Azrael just made it that much funnier.
Satan just smiled at the girl. "Well, that does make more sense than my theory that Azrael had randomly found a human girlfriend. So, you're officially my sister-in-law, yes?"