"What? No!" Judas looked a little panicked. "This is just dinner!" He'd never been on a date with Mary in his life, and frankly the thought of a normal relationship with her was kind of weird. Almost- almost like he was being unfaithful to someone.
"Besides," he added, half hiding his face behind the menu, "we don't date, we just... you know. Fuck." Heck, they weren't even really friends as such. Kinda.