"No," Zeus said, flat and unimpressed. "No, you can't, because I know you. And so far, my children are being quiet and not causing any problems, so you get my full, undivided attention." He was not impressed with Poseidon's posturing, he'd heard it all before. "Knowing you, there is always something to show for it. And I will hear of it."
Zeus rolled his eyes. "I suppose asking you to behave like an adult, and not like a petulant child, is out of the question?" he asked dryly. But he got up and poured a drink for Poseidon anyway.