"We can go shopping if you'd like," Thomas offered his son. "I've never gotten to make an embarrassing best man speech! Something to look forward to, I suppose."
He set about boiling up the noodles and making the sauce.
"I am also glad you don't take after your namesake," Thomas winked at Theseus. "Sorry you got crap for it. Kids can be really harsh. I think it's a great name."