Jamie just stuck out his tongue at his dad, pulled out the bread, and started slicing it. He got out the butter and garlic powder, turning on the oven so he could broil the bread.
"Awesome," he said. "I'll see if I can find some nicer clothes by then, that aren't covered in paint or graphite or whatever. And best man speeches are the best."
He slid the tray into the oven as Theseus talked, only saying something when he was finished. "I think we learned about him a couple years ago, we did a whole Greek mythology unit in my lit class. He was...kind of a dick. Thankfully, you aren't."