Victor didn't have a facebook, mostly because he didn't feel it was a good idea in his line of work. Made it much too easy for the people he was tracking to track him down if they wanted to. He didn't know what to say to Lucifer either, so he mumbled something about choices and free will.
Michael arched his brow at Lucifer. "Just because I don't have a facebook doesn't mean I'm not a good general. Did you really come by here to go for a drink?" He would, if that was what Lucifer wanted.