"Oh, man." 4chan leaned forward on his seat, wide-eyed, and falsely concerned. The hair on the back of his neck even bristled a bit.
"That means you might have actually gotten your dick sucked. All those teeth." 4chan illustrated, running his pink tongue over those clean, white, potentially dangerous little teeth. He chuckled, looking like he was about to just crawl over the table and instead, simply reached out and plucked his phone back.
"Maybe you watched porn and smoked some drugs." he giggled. "Maybe that's what we could do. It's killing me not knowing what you're into."