"Three sentences you never actually think you'll hear together," Piper said, making a 'WTF' fact right back at Jacob.
"I'll have to take both of you at your word on that one, I've never actually tried it," she said, putting her fork down on her own empty plate.
"Stories...as mating call," she said, tilting her head and trying to process it while keeping the snickering to a minimum. Mostly because she thought the way that she worded that sounded ridiculous, and she said as much.
"That does sound romantic, but also like a fire hazard," she said. "Doom and gloom and practicality, that's me."