Piper just laughed. "No, it's fine. I hear the IRS tends to frown on lying on your paperwork, and I had to fill out enough paperwork just to get in the country, I don't want them to find some reason to deport or jail me."
"You just say that like most people say, 'We've been friends since Uni'," she said, shaking her head slightly. "Sometimes I forget how old you really are, you both look so young." She smiled at the compliment. "Thank you." She didn't chime in about Hank, mostly preferring to let that subject be.
She snickered into her cobbler. "All the best stories start with getting someone drunk."