Neverland Intros

Hullo! I'm Russell Brand and I am an award-winning comedian, which is like the regular kind but with more expensive clothing. Other things I've done good include being the Sexiest Vegetarian two years in a row (OBVIOUSLY Morrissey is much sexier than I am and I'm just keeping the position nice and warm for him, lovely man that he is), AND I've been Shagger Of The Year two years in a row, too. The way I reckon it, these things suggest that you should all jump into bed with me and we'll have a lovely cuddle session.

AND THEN START A REVOLUTION.