Jennie-Lynn Hayden/Jade (starhearted) wrote in na_electronics, @ 2012-06-01 20:23:00 |
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Entry tags: | jade, texts |
To: "Jennie-Lynn"
From: "Dad (Alan Scott)"
Date: June 1, 2012
→ You're graduating in two days. What would you like for a gift?
← World peace. An end to hunger. And a puppy.
→ Jennifer.
→ Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, I'll have you know.
← I'm being totally serious - I'd love a puppy.
→ Jennifer.
← Sorry, dad. You don't have to get me anything. Save your money.
← I just want to have a nice time.
→ Sure, sure.
→ Speaking of having a nice time, is your boyfriend coming?
← His life is kind of crazy right now.
→ Oh?
← So, that's a no.
← Its cool though. No big. I only graduate college once.
← You're company is enough. We'll have a good time regardless.
← You know I love spending time with you, dad. That's all I want.
→ You got it, kiddo. I'm still getting you something, though.
→ I saw you on the news, by the bye.
← Oh, yeah, that.
→ Try not to get shot, okay?
→ Not until you have grandchildren at the very least.
→ Then you can get shot at all you want in your free time.
← Thanks, dad. I'm totally making you buy me that puppy now.
→ You got it, kiddo.
→ You okay, though?
← Yeah, I'm okay, thanks. Starheart enabled, remember?
→ I remember. But I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't worry.
→ How about a party? Can I throw you a party?
→ I promise you can cry if you want to...
← Oh God, dad. You are the corniest Green Lantern in this sector.
← And that's saying something.
→ Its just a little party humor, kiddo. How will everyone know how proud I am of you otherwise?
← The new puppy, obviously. They'll know when they see me walking down the street.
← I love you, dad. You totally just cheered me up.
→ I love you too, kiddo. Anytime.
← So if my phone goes out, it just means I'm in space with GG Allin.