To: [Hawkeye][Hulkling][Speedy][Speed][Superboy][Kid Flash][Supergirl][Patriot] From: webinator@gmail.com Date: 1/29/2013
Alright, first off, what the hell? What sort of super hero organization doesn't have a joint e-mail account? teentitans@gmail.com, boom, there you go. You know what? In fact, BAM, it's created for you. Password is: "spideyrocks". You're welcome.
Secondly, I think you all need to work on a brand new team name. I'm thinking Hero Scouts, we could totally go around selling stuff for fundraisers. Like Girl Scouts with cookies, and Boy Scouts with popcorn. We could sell... uhm... OH! Fruit Snacks. In our likeness.
Or, well you could. I'll just help distribute, can't Spidey doesn't look out for his compadres.
Oh and thirdly, also the real reason I even e-mailed you guys in the first place. Alright, so say you're a super hero in tights and a mask and you swing... or you know, fly or walk or whatever around the city. Turns out you do all of this, and you catch one of your bad guys, and she (or he in some of your cases) turns out to be ridiculously hot in their tights. Now don't get me wrong, most of us wearing tights tend to at least be a little hot, I mean except for Speed, but that's just a hygiene issue. That can be fixed (it's called Axe).
Anyway, so you totally kind of flirt with them in your little conflict; which, to be honest, isn't much of a conflict at all. Anyway, you decide to let them go on 'good behavior'. Technically they didn't steal anything, because you stopped them or whatever.
Is it cool to pursue something in that? Can you pursue something in that? ...Is it even possible? I mean, how would that work? I'm not sure, but it seems like a fair question, or four.
This is your shining hour, shower me with praise and advice.