euterpe wants to give you much delight (![]() ![]() @ 2012-11-10 15:49:00 |
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Things I have learned;
Music does not calm these savage beasts.
Nor does chocolate.
Attempts to play 'fetch' only work temporarily.
Flutes are not suitable weapons.
Velicraptors have hurty claws.
Doing parkour in a dress is not easy.
Excess fabric can make semi-decent bandages.
Dinosaurs are audible breathers.
It's incredibly hard to stay still when one is breathing right over your hiding place.
...when all is said and done I don't think there will be enough alcohol in the state to help me get over this.