t h a l i a ☺ norma grace jarrett (lawls) wrote in mythopoeics, @ 2012-11-08 10:06:00 |
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Entry tags: | !event #023, cù sìth, thalia |
the tenth laugh ☺
Problem A: Wake up in a strange apartment that smells like patchouli.
Solution: Leave the apartment, hop on bus, go home.
Problem B: Outside = jungle, no buses.
Solution: SHRIEK
Problem C: Come back inside, find crossbow and water and computer.
Solution: Attempt to learn how to shoot crossbow.
Problem D: Do not know how to shoot crossbow.
Solution: FLING IT ACROSS THE ROOM
Problem E: Look out window, see BRONTOSAURUS' FACE
Solution: proceed to go into cardiac arrest