Musings

OH MY GOD GUYS. I HAVE A ZIT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD. IT'S HUGE. IT'S LIKE REALLY REALLY HUGE. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF ZITS FAST?!

Hi, my name is Hazel Barnes, and I was wondering if your est estalb club is hiring more dancers? I've been a cheerleader since I was fourteen and dancing for even longer, mostly jazz, but exotic always sounded fun.

Thank you!

I need suggestions for good food, from a place that delivers late in the areas in and around the Bathos. Or someone to come and cook me dinner—for I am hungry and feeling rather lazy.

And go.

I don't get it. What's so important about this voting thing? Is it like voting for prom queen or something for U-Dub? We already had homecoming though...

To everyone on the 1st and 2st floors of the Hamartia, I'm really sorry about the sudden increase in beer in the hallway and dripping down through the ceiling. We were brewing our own beer and everything was going fine until the tub exploded. I'm still trying to figure out how this happened, because I was really careful about filling it to make sure it didn't do it. I had it filled straight to the brim so there was no way it could expand or anything. I'm gonna figure out what happened so next time it doesn't explode. But in the meantime, enjoy the free beer and let us know how it tastes.

Best way to start all this, I think, is with a BANG.

I bought my costume - not telling, especially because I still have to make the rounds tonight - Kappa Alpha's having a kegger, and surprise, surprise, I'm invited.

I'll have to remember to bring an extra notebook this time.

Some lady in the park told me that my dogs were too big. The nerve - sorry that your dog's the size of a loaf of bread, but if he's scared of Bud and Lou, that's your problem, not mine. Sure, they get a little friendly, but that's part of their charm, believe me.

So! Besides the kegger, I've got an appointment with Casablanca and some Cherries Garcia. Anybody want to join me?

[ locked to M. Barnes and H. Barnes ]

Okay, so. Masquerade ball. The question is, are you two going? Because we do kinda need to allocate money for costumes if you are. Also I need to hide away while making mine.

[After Penn ultimately decides to leave the boxes of syringes be, just in time for someone else to interfere.]

beware strangers bearing gifts

[accidentally public; should be locked to M. Barnes]
Mere stupid Poppy stole my favorite shirt and won't give it back! She says it makes me look like a slut. I'm not a slut tell her I'm not a slut. And hit her!

[accidentally public; should be locked to P. Barnes]
Are you making ribs for dinner again tonight? By the way I hate you right now. I don't want to eat ribs. You know how I feel about eating animals. Let's have salads. Stupid thief. Theft is wrong! The President says so! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU MEANIEBUTT.