1) Do not describe a new character and *then* tell me that they’re your spouse. -A- Particularly if you’re the same gender. -B- Especially if you’re already married to another character!
2) Do not start singing ‘This is the song that never ends’ whenever the writer listing to a meatloaf song. -A- Or a Guns and Roses song. -B- Or any other song that’s over four minuets long.
3) Loz is a snake, not a Mega Zolom. -A- And Nicolai is not Lord Voldermort in disguise.
4) Green Blade is not a lightsaber, End of augment.
5 Wolvesbane is not Soul edge. -A- & Wolvesbane’s spirit is not the First either.
6) A shadow wrath is not a Nazghoul, fire will not scare them away (So stop throwing fire balls at them!)
7) Magestones are not Chaos Emeralds there is no miracle that will happen if you get all seven colours together. -A- There is no Master Magestone.
8) Ifirt is not any of the following: The Human Vulpine Touch A Guardian force/Summon/Aeon. A lighter for your smokes. Shadow Wrath Repellent (Didn’t you read Rule 6?) Nazghoul Repellent A pintsized Balrog A djin
9 Don’t mess with the Authors dreams. -A- Genderbending fic is just one Method I could use to get you back.
10 Do not pick on/make fun of *anyone* a Shadow Wrath likes. -A- Some of them can (and will) Throw stuff at you. -B- The rest could possess you and humiliate you as pay back.