multifarious ⟷ in character

The struggle is real. I'm done trying. I'm getting cats, at least five cats.

Due to my lack of life outside of work and my now constant efforts to keep myself from watching my own show I plan on doing every single one of these within the next 24 hours. Give me some food coloring and egg shells and suddenly I'm a scientist.

Honestly, S.I and S.T.A.R, you're missing out.

Fun fact: When people tell you that your life is in a show, it's actually really easy to handle if you don't watch the show.

Not so fun fact: When you do watch the show it absolutely fucking sucks.

Not realizing that She & Him basically have two albums that I wasn't aware of until now. I'm terrible at being in my generation. I shouldn't have gone with the 'catch up as I go' method.

Happy National Creme Brulee Day. May eight my weight in it just because I can.

For those of you looking for a place to hang out tonight, drinks at Verdant are half off. And for those of you who can't drink, minimum age is 18 for entry. If you want to make the guys here strip you've got to convince them yourselves, but we do have a pretty hot bartender.

Also, I dare any of you to tell me that this isn't true. I've visited the tower long enough to know that numbers 32-35 are absolutely accurate.

I was wondering why my club was having such a slow week, but it makes sense now that all of my usual patrons are suddenly children.

Note to all business owners: Alternate Universes are surprisingly bad for steady business.

...yeah, this doesn't work for me. I have to work tonight and I'm headlining so...you know, this doesn't work for me. Fuck this completely and entirely.

Unless that letter is a joke, in which case, wow you need a fuckin' hobby or something, but hey, good times and I'll be on my way.

[at 4:30 AM EST a video is posted.]

[At 6:05am EST this video is released.]

[Time for another levity bomb! At 7:05 EST the following video will play for everyone.

Moments after a filter is added:
NEPTUNE DEREK.
Hi, I hope you remember me....it's Felicity. Feel free to ignore any and all ridiculous video clips of me, but that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, actually.

Joey said that you were one of the people that had been in the City longest, so you went through this entire thing happening before. I was hoping that anything you might remember about experiencing it before aside from the fact that it's random, scattered, can last anywhere from a few days to a week, can effect everyone, can be filtered both away and to children, and can be good or bad might help with shutting it down.

Anything at all, really.

This whole 'lets make Thea wake up in the middle of nowhere, it was super fun last time' thing is getting really, really old.

Anyone want to tell me where the hell I am? What is this, some sort of sick game? Can I at least get a weapon first? Malcolm. I'm so stupid, I should have never even let