multifarious ⟷ in character

Protip: if a tiny bottle says DRINK ME and a little cookie says EAT ME...don't. This is some Alice in Wonderland shit, where's the pothead caterpillar? He was always my favorite

TESS.

Behold the most adorable thing you will ever see in your life.

Notes and noises, not known to me. Through the looking glass I must be. Strange. Or not strange at all. The buildings here are so short indeed. No Scarabs in the sky, nor sign of the Suits or White Rabbits running about. So many tasty little oysters just wandering around. Yet no sign of her...still couldn't blame her. After all who'd choose a Hatter over a Heart?! Not her, that's for sure. Prince indeed, and not some scheming pauper. Well no matter, no matter at all. Here I am Non Wonderland, and Hatter will have a ball.

There's a guy that's been sitting here in the cafe on his laptop like sorting out his iTunes for three hours. If he was using our Wi-Fi, okay I'd get it, but he's not. What the actual hell? There's no one else here but me, you're creeping me out, iTunes. GTFO.

TESS, MAGGIE, DAVE; belated filter

Is one of you free to pick me up from work...maybe...? I don't care, I'm closing early and I really don't want to walk home, now. Dave, your face twin is mildly terrifying. FYI.

AKJHSGDASYUGHJBSD!!!!
DAVE TRUMANN BOUGHT ME DINNER.
THAT HAPPENED.

Hello! I signed your document and mailed you the original copy. We're good. :)

Guess who's going to Comic-Con? You can't see it, but I am absolutely doing my happy dance right now.

Jesus, I feel like a fricken vampire. No more overnight shoots. Please. How the fuck am I supposed to sociable to the general public when I'm sleeping all day and working all night? Good God.